Posted on 08/19/2021 3:44:35 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’
Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’
Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’
Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Yes.’
Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’
Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’
Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’
Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’
Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’
Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.
Bud: ‘Ok.’
Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’
Bud: ‘That’s right.’
Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Certainly.’
Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’
Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’
Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’
Bud: ‘That’s fine.’
Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’
Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’
Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’
Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’
Bud: ‘I know.’
Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’
Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’
Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’
Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’
Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’
Bud: ‘Correct.’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’
Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’
Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’
Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’
Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’
Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’
Bud: ‘Third base.’
Thanks for the laugh! Love me some Abbott and Costello.
I’m passing this on.
Brilliant
That puts the FU in FUnny.
That is outstanding, and I would be laughing if it were just a joke but it’s real.
That sums it up thanks.....
In the next episode, Abbott and Costello Meet Fauci, you can run the same skit but use 1st, 2nd and 3rd as the booster shots!
No, it is not brilliant because the thought it should transport to the not so bright intended listeners will not get through to them. They don’t want to be informed.
“No, it is not brilliant because the thought it should transport to the not so bright intended listeners will not get through to them. They don’t want to be informed.”
Disagree. Humor is a great way of getting a point across. Inform AND entertain.
That’s a great send-up! :-D
Bttt.
5.56mm
Inform and entertain?
As we wait for Israel to see if it is ADE that is killing the vaccinated, we can wait for Americans to find out that the “E” is ENHANCEMENT
Idiots with medical degrees like Fauci were warned but they simply ignored the warnings and charged full steam ahead. How many will die if is ADE because the silly passport rules won’t save anybody?
The clock is ticking.
Humor maybe a way to let off steam and tension but not to communicate.
BTTT!!!
“I’m passing this on.”
I did that via FB last week and received a hand-slap this morning from their “fact-check” crew for “partly false information”.
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