Posted on 08/18/2021 9:23:50 AM PDT by consult
Restaurant Rules
Hello.
Hi, table for two, please.
Sure, and your name.
Jessie.
Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards?
We do. Can you tell us who our server will be?
Um, looks like Brad will be your server tonight.
Great. Can you show us Brad's vaccination card?
Um...
And also, can you provide me with proof that Brad is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases?
Um...
Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc, so if you could provide us with Brad's most recent tox screen, that would be great.
Um... Let me get the manager for you.
That would be great, thanks.
Very Funny. You stole that joke from Free Republic.
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3985316/posts
Classic Alinsky tactic—make them live up to their own book of rules.
And as long as we’re following the rules, can I see valid ID or a green card for everyone that’s working at the restaurant?
Anyone who enforces or participates in vaccine status is violating Americans with disabilities Act and HIPAA laws. They also will be violating Civil Rights laws if their enforcement creates unequal impact
I went into a liquor store in Delaware earlier this year. My sis wanted to know what was on a bottle if vodka on the bottom shelf. Bent over and then my reading glasses steamed up. I pulled my mask down to read the label to her. Suddenly I heard a scream. “GET THAT MASK UP OVER YOUR NOSE!!!”
Not even bothering to look his way I stood up and headed for the door. Another employee came by and asked if I needed assistance. I loudly objected at getting screamed at. Then looking behind me, the guy who yelled was taking to another worker and both had their masks under chin.
Then I went off. The one talking to me said that they get tested regularly so they don’t have to mask. “But, we don’t know about you.”
Hypocrits
Re: stole the joke. Sorry. Got it in an email this morning. The search function sucks as I tried to search for it before posting.
Anyway. Here is another I just got. Won’t bother searching as putting it in a reply!
A NOTE TO SANE PEOPLE.
Critical things to think about in 2021 from an unknown American
I never dreamed that I would have to face the prospect of not living in the USA as the one I have known all my life. This is our home and I was privileged to be born here.
But today I woke up and as I had my morning coffee, I realized that everything is changing for the worse. No matter how I vote, no matter what I say, no matter how much I pray, something evil has invaded our nation, and our lives are never going to be the same.
Seems we have become a nation that has lost its collective mind!
You can’t justify this insanity:
• If a guy pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with him.
• Somehow it’s un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America.
• Russians influencing our elections are bad, but illegals voting in our elections are good.
• It was cool for Joe Biden to “blackmail” the President of Ukraine.
• Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote.
• People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves.
• People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for their degrees.
• Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you’d better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.
• Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate to the US must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate gang member or terrorist who jumps the southern fence is welcome.
• $5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for “free” health care is not.
• If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free.
• If you cheat in an election nothing happens to you, but if you point out the mathematical errors of that election you are a conspiracy theorist & disdained.
• People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President.
• We see other countries going Socialist and collapsing, but it seems like a great plan for us.
• Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they are doing right now.
• Criminals are caught-and-released to hurt more people, but stopping them is bad because it’s a violation of their rights.
• And pointing out all this hypocrisy somehow makes us “racists”?!
Nothing makes sense anymore - no values, no morals, and no civility.
People are dying of a Chinese virus, but it’s racist to refer to it as Chinese even though it began in China. We are clearly living in an upside-down world where right is wrong and wrong is right, where moral is immoral and immoral is moral, where good is evil and evil is good, where killing murderers is wrong but killing unborn babies is okay!
Wake up America, the great unsinkable ship Titanic America has hit an iceberg, it’s taking on water, and is sinking fast. We Americans are drowning. Speak up while you still have breath and a voice for soon you will have neither if you don’t!
Wow. If that had happened to me, I surely would have been scared enough to have dropped that bottle on the floor.
From a height high enough to ensure complete breakage.
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