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Biden Administration Deploys Elite Squad Of TikTok Influencers To Stop Taliban
Babylon Bee ^ | 08/16/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/16/2021 10:28:40 AM PDT by BBQToadRibs2

KABUL—In a last-ditch effort to halt the advance of Taliban forces rampaging through the capital of Afghanistan, the Biden Administration is sending an elite squad of America's best TikTok influencers.

"I'm sorry it has come to this, but I'm left with no other choice," said Biden to a chocolate eclair in the Camp David situation room as beloved TikTok star Benny Drama and others parachuted from a C-130 into Kabul. "If anyone can influence those Gen Z Taliban youth, it's those flamboyant youngsters. Man, I'll bet they smell real good too."

According to sources on the ground, Benny Drama was the first to land, right in the middle of a group of Taliban mujahidin.

"Heeeey girlfriends!" he said. "Whatcha all doin'? Y'all better stop this, honey! This is the patriarchy! And maybe juuuuust a touch homophobic?"

He then did a little dance in front of them and posted the video to TikTok before being immediately thrown off a building.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: thebee
C'mon man, we can reach out to those Gen-Z kids over there!
1 posted on 08/16/2021 10:28:41 AM PDT by BBQToadRibs2
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To: BBQToadRibs2

Transgenders Strike Back! …as long as they don’t break a fingernail


2 posted on 08/16/2021 10:30:17 AM PDT by Jan_Sobieski (Sanctification)
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To: BBQToadRibs2

“All in all, its just another brick thru your door”


3 posted on 08/16/2021 10:30:40 AM PDT by Zathras
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To: BBQToadRibs2; Chode

You know if Trump was in the White House and the Taliban was attacking for what ever reason, he would just use Twitter and it would work


4 posted on 08/16/2021 10:31:49 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor. )
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To: BBQToadRibs2

Obama is sending in a SWAT team of community organizers.


5 posted on 08/16/2021 10:34:16 AM PDT by BEJ
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To: BBQToadRibs2

This is a plan that I could REALLY get behind!


6 posted on 08/16/2021 10:39:44 AM PDT by SomeCallMeTim ( The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them!it)
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To: Morgana
You know if Trump was in the White House and the Taliban was attacking for what ever reason, he would just use Twitter and it would work

Sometimes, when your opponent thinks you're just a bit unstable and unpredictable, that can be a POWERFUL weapon.

7 posted on 08/16/2021 10:41:08 AM PDT by SomeCallMeTim ( The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them!it)
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To: BBQToadRibs2

Can I enjoy watching them die horrible deaths?


8 posted on 08/16/2021 10:41:45 AM PDT by Little Ray (Civilization runs on a narrow margin. What sustains it is not magic, but hard work. )
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To: BEJ

....recruited from the LGBTQWXYZ+?! and trannie communities, no doubt......


9 posted on 08/16/2021 10:42:16 AM PDT by TokarevM57
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To: Morgana

mean tweeter


10 posted on 08/16/2021 10:42:22 AM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. P144:1)
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To: BBQToadRibs2

It’s the BB, things are so bad Ibadan to check.


11 posted on 08/16/2021 10:46:11 AM PDT by Irish Eyes
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To: BEJ

I do believe that a team of Social Workers from the Defund the Police program work a lot better than Community Organizers. But maybe we need to send in two teams and try them both out.


12 posted on 08/16/2021 10:52:11 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“Criminal democrats kill babies. Do you think anything else is a problem for them?”)
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To: BBQToadRibs2

You have to laugh at something or you’d just explode with all the stupidity raining down right now. Thanks Bee.


13 posted on 08/16/2021 10:52:29 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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To: Jan_Sobieski

“…as long as they don’t break a fingernail”

That’s why I get shellac.


14 posted on 08/16/2021 10:54:08 AM PDT by Eddie01 (Only a fool plays a rigged game by the rules)
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To: Magnum44

I have seen Biden bumper stickers being removed in our apartment parking lot! About 9 out of 12!
When I see it I stand/laughing and watch.


15 posted on 08/16/2021 10:57:57 AM PDT by GOYAKLA
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To: BBQToadRibs2

What about Antifa?
They really know how to break stuff that belongs to other people.


16 posted on 08/16/2021 11:32:38 AM PDT by Leep (Save America. Lock down Joe Biden!)
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To: BBQToadRibs2

CHORTLE!


17 posted on 08/16/2021 12:25:23 PM PDT by SmokingJoe ( )
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