Posted on 08/16/2021 10:28:40 AM PDT by BBQToadRibs2
KABUL—In a last-ditch effort to halt the advance of Taliban forces rampaging through the capital of Afghanistan, the Biden Administration is sending an elite squad of America's best TikTok influencers.
"I'm sorry it has come to this, but I'm left with no other choice," said Biden to a chocolate eclair in the Camp David situation room as beloved TikTok star Benny Drama and others parachuted from a C-130 into Kabul. "If anyone can influence those Gen Z Taliban youth, it's those flamboyant youngsters. Man, I'll bet they smell real good too."
According to sources on the ground, Benny Drama was the first to land, right in the middle of a group of Taliban mujahidin.
"Heeeey girlfriends!" he said. "Whatcha all doin'? Y'all better stop this, honey! This is the patriarchy! And maybe juuuuust a touch homophobic?"
He then did a little dance in front of them and posted the video to TikTok before being immediately thrown off a building.
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“All in all, its just another brick thru your door”
You know if Trump was in the White House and the Taliban was attacking for what ever reason, he would just use Twitter and it would work
Obama is sending in a SWAT team of community organizers.
This is a plan that I could REALLY get behind!
Sometimes, when your opponent thinks you're just a bit unstable and unpredictable, that can be a POWERFUL weapon.
Can I enjoy watching them die horrible deaths?
....recruited from the LGBTQWXYZ+?! and trannie communities, no doubt......
mean tweeter
It’s the BB, things are so bad Ibadan to check.
I do believe that a team of Social Workers from the Defund the Police program work a lot better than Community Organizers. But maybe we need to send in two teams and try them both out.
You have to laugh at something or you’d just explode with all the stupidity raining down right now. Thanks Bee.
“…as long as they don’t break a fingernail”
That’s why I get shellac.
I have seen Biden bumper stickers being removed in our apartment parking lot! About 9 out of 12!
When I see it I stand/laughing and watch.
What about Antifa?
They really know how to break stuff that belongs to other people.
CHORTLE!
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