Posted on 07/27/2021 3:19:34 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After seeing Olympic gymnast Simone Biles's inspiring decision to quit the Olympics right before the finals, President Biden has announced that he too will be resigning from the presidency to focus on his own mental health.
"That pretty little gymnast girl quit the Olympics, and that's just inspiring folks," said Biden. "I wanted to be President for myself, but after a while, I started to realize I was still doing this for other people. I need to take this time away to focus on my own personal issues instead of always trying to please others. Self-care, folks! Gotta do it!"
Pundits in the media are praising the President for his "courageous" decision to step away to take some time to focus on himself. "Make no mistake--President Biden is a hero for the cause of mental health," said Brian Stelter, tears welling up in his eyes. "I hope this will inspire more people to take a stand and quit their work. As a matter of fact, I quit!" Stelter then walked off the set, never to be seen again.
Biden's resignation has prompted a new movement, with everyone across the world walking off their jobs to take more time for themselves.
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Ten words in and you knew it was the BEE.
It’s too late for him.
Gotta love the bee.
mindfulness... right?
War on Mental Illness, and Mental Illness wins
He is NOT the president, and never has been, and never will be.
He’s just a puppet/figurehead for the democrat handlers, who are the real president(s?).
(Yeah, I know it’s the “Bee”, but still, my comment makes sense).
When that happens we will be stuck with Cackling Kamala as President. Wonder which one will be worse. I’m betting her pick for VP will be Michelle Obama. Wouldn’t be Hillary because of Arkancide fear.
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