off topic- but hope you don’t mind? Was from a gab post i saw earlier. If you mind, I’ll ask mod to remove-
Totals of ballots with ONLY Joe Biden’s name marked on them, and noone else-
Pennsylvania 98,000
Georgia 80,000
Arizona 42,000
Michigan 69,000-115,000
Wisconsin 62,000
I admit to having 4 machetes in strategic locations and numerous knives within reach.
This is a fun effort from the BB. They have been really good of late.
1) The government is very trustworthy and would never hurt anyone: Also, they have nukes. Resistance is futile. Just hand ‘em over!
Joe Biden and Eric Swalwell are going to nuke us!
2) With your gun safe empty, you now have a neat place to hide when robbers break into your home: Let your gun safe keep YOU safe! As an added bonus, you can now use your gun safe to store all your surgical masks and vaccination cards!
This one is really a two-parter, and both parts are hilarious. That bit about hiding in the empty gun safe is choice.
3) Instead of shooting clays on Thanksgiving, you can play great games with your family, like Monopoly: Nothing brings a family together like Monopoly!
Ugh. Too real. I HATE Monopoly. With my luck, if I proposed going shooting, I would end up doing that and then playing Monopoly.
4) The government needs your guns so they can shoot people trying to sell loose cigarettes: Donate your firearms to the noble cause of fighting the evil forces trying to sell untaxed cigarettes to people who can’t afford a full pack!
Would have been a spot for an Ashli Babbitt reference.
5) You can spend the time you used to spend at the gun range educating yourself: With time, maybe you can learn to be less problematic.
Awesome. Like read a book! It’s the Current Year!
6) The government will donate your guns to a noble cause: Like drug cartels and insurgents in the Middle East. Think of how much good your gun could be doing right now in the government’s hands!
They seem to be doing that without my guns, but it’s still a fine point.
7) You can rest assured knowing that criminals will turn in their guns too: Criminals always do the right thing when given the chance.
I love this one. It’s the kill shot against gun control, even “common sense” gun control. I have never heard a liberal face this one.
8) Now you can defend your home with a cool spiked mace and broadsword: Come on—who doesn’t want to do this? Turn in your gun and defend your home like a REAL man.
Okay, this actually would be cool if the criminals didn’t have guns. They do.
9) You’ll be a rich man not having to buy ammo: Aren’t you tired of getting in fights with your wife about how much you spend on guns and ammo? Plus, you’ll have more money to spend on masks!
My kids shoot up all of my ammo. They would probably find another way.
10) What’s the worst that could happen? Just give it a try! Could be fun, actually!
Fun? No. Exciting? Without question. Even with guns, things are about to get exciting.
Best singled argument I have ever heard.
I bought me a Roman Gladius at Atwoods several months ago. They thought it was a machete.
Looking at a battle axe and possibly a spear. At my age I might need it.
https://s7d2.scene7.com/is/image/academy/20131767
“Aren’t you tired of getting in fights with your wife about how much you spend on guns and ammo?”
Doesn’t happen at my house.
L
Seven hours & 11 minutes
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3979409/posts