Posted on 07/26/2021 1:51:14 PM PDT by sodpoodle
Dogs Are Men's Best Friend Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
image 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
To test this theory: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you!
Your dog will NEVER betray you.
Your wife might, your “friends” might, your employer might, your co-workers might, ... even your children.
But your dog will never betray you, ... he will attack a bear if it threatens you, or a robber who breaks into your house.
“Dogs understand Spanish!”
And French, and Japanese, and Korean, Chinese, and Russian, and Swedish, Greek, Portuguese, Finnish, Norwegian, German, Italian, Serbian, Czech, Croation, Danish, Dutch, Estonian, Romanian, Hungarian, Egyptian, ect., ect., ect. ect., ect ad infinitum
And sign language.
Know a poor woman who is deaf and is going blind. Her service dog is amazing. It watches her intensively the whole time he is with her and he has his harness is on.
Take off his harness, he’s one wild puppy!!!!
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
ROTFLMAO!
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And Vulcan, Klingon, Romulan, and Ferengi!
“a dog doesn’t complain when you leave the toilet seat up...’
Actually, they encourage it (easier to get a drink that way)
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God decided that the love of man needed to be rewarded, so he made a reflection of himself - dog. The dog loves man as man (is supposed to) love God.
Best friend?
So, who needs a friend who has no money and drinks out of the toilet?
Yes.
I have a blind friend. His service dog is all work when he is in harness, and loves to play when he is not.
There is a said tale about the service dogs for the blind. They are retired when it is noticeable that their reflexes and ability to focus have declined. But some do not do well in retirement. Some are depressed when they no longer have the intense work relationship they were trained for and got so use to.
NEAR THIS SPOT
ARE DEPOSITED THE REMAINS OF ONE
WHO POSSESSED BEAUTY WITHOUT VANITY
STRENGTH WITHOUT INSOLENCE
COURAGE WITHOUT FEROCITY
AND ALL THE VIRTUES OF MAN WITHOUT HIS VICES
THIS PRAISE WHICH WOULD BE UNMEANING FLATTERY
IF INSCRIBED OVER HUMAN ASHES
IS BUT A JUST TRIBUTE TO THE MEMORY OF
BOATSWAIN, A DOG
WHO WAS BORN AT NEWFOUNDLAND, MAY 1803,
AND DIED AT NEWSTEAD, NOVEMBER 18, 1808.
Dog saves child from bees, dies from stings
Updated 12:59 PM ET December 22, 1999
BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) - A dog saved his four-year-old master from a swarm of bees by covering him with his body, and then died from the stings, Argentine police said Wednesday.
Kharin Toloza was playing with his dog Chocolate in Valle Viejo, northwestern Argentina, when he was attacked by the insects, local police told the state-run Telam news agency.
The dog jumped and stayed on top of the boy, who was taken to hospital but was declared out of danger after receiving just a few stings. The dog died.
She told me she could only keep the pup for, I think, 5 years.
Give the retirees to families with a bunch of little kids.
Our first family dog had to take care of me, my brothers and tons of the neighborhood kids! The only adults she would let in when we were playing in our yard was my parents. She made it very clear, teeth bared, no other adults allowed.
Once my dad spanked me and as he walked away, she nipped him in the butt. That made him love her even more!
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