Posted on 07/26/2021 1:51:14 PM PDT by sodpoodle
Dogs Are Men's Best Friend Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
image 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
To test this theory: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you!
Because dogs wag their tails...
Not their tongues.
When you come home the dog rushes to the door to greet you.
When you come home the dog doesn’t tell you that the cabinets need painting.
When you come home the dog is wagging its tail for you.
The ending is the best:
“To test this theory: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who’s happy to see you!”
A dog’s love is unconditional.
I always notice how all dogs do learn to follow our voice commands, to some degree of accuracy, but they never need translators, no matter the human language directed at them. It’s like they are pre-wired with a universal translator, LOL, or that somehow they “hear” past our human language, picking up on our intent emotionally through the myriad inflections in our voices.
a dog doesn’t complain when you leave the toilet seat up...
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.” - Mark Twain
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I think some people shouldâve chosen their wives more carefully. ;-)
Not my pit bull. He is much older now and is hard to wake up in the morning (unless he wakes me at 5 am for an emergency dump).
It amazes me of the relationship between men and dogs over the centuries. At times it’s like we are mentally as one with our “best friends”.
I couldn’t find it if you paid me, but I read an article recently that claims a dog actually “loves” its owner(s). The article said that when a dog makes eye contact with you, the same kind of hormones are released as when men and women fall in love.
True? Who knows, but our pup is sure in tune with my wife and me.
The dog was man’s first friend.
The one certain way to make people happy and researchers rich would be a way to extend the lifespan of our pets.
Amen to that.
Don’t marry a Bitch!!
âOutside of a dog, a book is manâs best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to readâ
Groucho Marx
God is man’s best friend.
Dogs understand Spanish!
Can’t argue with that.
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