Because dogs wag their tails...
Not their tongues.
When you come home the dog rushes to the door to greet you.
When you come home the dog doesn’t tell you that the cabinets need painting.
When you come home the dog is wagging its tail for you.
The ending is the best:
“To test this theory: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who’s happy to see you!”
A dog’s love is unconditional.
I always notice how all dogs do learn to follow our voice commands, to some degree of accuracy, but they never need translators, no matter the human language directed at them. It’s like they are pre-wired with a universal translator, LOL, or that somehow they “hear” past our human language, picking up on our intent emotionally through the myriad inflections in our voices.
a dog doesn’t complain when you leave the toilet seat up...
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.” - Mark Twain
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I think some people shouldāve chosen their wives more carefully. ;-)
Not my pit bull. He is much older now and is hard to wake up in the morning (unless he wakes me at 5 am for an emergency dump).
It amazes me of the relationship between men and dogs over the centuries. At times it’s like we are mentally as one with our “best friends”.
The dog was man’s first friend.
The one certain way to make people happy and researchers rich would be a way to extend the lifespan of our pets.
āOutside of a dog, a book is manās best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to readā
Groucho Marx
God is man’s best friend.
Your dog will NEVER betray you.
Your wife might, your “friends” might, your employer might, your co-workers might, ... even your children.
But your dog will never betray you, ... he will attack a bear if it threatens you, or a robber who breaks into your house.
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
ROTFLMAO!
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God decided that the love of man needed to be rewarded, so he made a reflection of himself - dog. The dog loves man as man (is supposed to) love God.
Best friend?
So, who needs a friend who has no money and drinks out of the toilet?
NEAR THIS SPOT
ARE DEPOSITED THE REMAINS OF ONE
WHO POSSESSED BEAUTY WITHOUT VANITY
STRENGTH WITHOUT INSOLENCE
COURAGE WITHOUT FEROCITY
AND ALL THE VIRTUES OF MAN WITHOUT HIS VICES
THIS PRAISE WHICH WOULD BE UNMEANING FLATTERY
IF INSCRIBED OVER HUMAN ASHES
IS BUT A JUST TRIBUTE TO THE MEMORY OF
BOATSWAIN, A DOG
WHO WAS BORN AT NEWFOUNDLAND, MAY 1803,
AND DIED AT NEWSTEAD, NOVEMBER 18, 1808.