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Find yourself a woman who can do this
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| July 25, 2021
| Posted by Kane
Posted on 07/25/2021 5:04:11 PM PDT by Enterprise
Find yourself a woman who can do this
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; clickbait; dinner; women
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Oh HELL yes!
To: Enterprise
I can’t imagine being the first person to try this and realize that they wouldn’t lose their forearms in a bite.
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posted on
07/25/2021 5:05:50 PM PDT
by
Jonty30
(My superpower is setting people up for failure, without meaning to. )
To: Jonty30
Well, someone has to be first.
To: Jonty30
After being married for 20 years and now divorced 10...my suggestion would be just NOT to get a woman...it’s a whole lot easier...
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posted on
07/25/2021 5:08:43 PM PDT
by
Misitheus
To: Enterprise
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
Get some women in bikini tops to fish and you’ll always be entertained.
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posted on
07/25/2021 5:13:31 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: blueunicorn6
Get some women in bikini tops to fish and you’ll always be entertaine
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Until the bikini doesn’t fit any more, then its time to train a new one ...
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posted on
07/25/2021 5:16:39 PM PDT
by
PIF
(They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
To: Enterprise
Land an Airbus 321 in the dark. During a storm. When the runway visibility is just barely in norm’s. Oh, and gusty winds of 50mph. And carrying 180 passengers.
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posted on
07/25/2021 5:16:58 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(I Identify As Vaccinated)
To: Enterprise
Yeah, his buddies called him Lefty.
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posted on
07/25/2021 5:17:28 PM PDT
by
IAGeezer912
(One out of every 20 people on the face of the earth are Americans. We have won life's lottery.)
To: Enterprise
I wonder if she knows how to filet a fish? Catfish is some good eating.
To: Misitheus
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posted on
07/25/2021 5:19:53 PM PDT
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: Enterprise
Why would I want a girl who smells like fish?
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posted on
07/25/2021 5:20:38 PM PDT
by
Apparatchik
(If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
To: Jonty30
Catfish don’t have proper teeth to bite. It’s more like a gum plate with scratchy little barbs that can scrape the skin enough to draw blood.
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posted on
07/25/2021 5:21:41 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(“Unlimited power in the hands of limited people always leads to cruelty.” ― Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn)
To: Blood of Tyrants
We know that now.
There was probably no guarantee on that for the first person to try it.
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posted on
07/25/2021 5:24:07 PM PDT
by
Jonty30
(My superpower is setting people up for failure, without meaning to. )
To: Jonty30
The first was probably caught in a net or a with a fish hook.
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posted on
07/25/2021 5:26:18 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(“Unlimited power in the hands of limited people always leads to cruelty.” ― Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn)
To: Apparatchik
Why would I want a girl who smells like fish? Why wouldn't you? That's quality!
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posted on
07/25/2021 5:27:42 PM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
To: Enterprise
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posted on
07/25/2021 5:27:44 PM PDT
by
Trillian
To: PIF
What makes you assume a new one would want a used old one like you?
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posted on
07/25/2021 5:28:08 PM PDT
by
pnut22
To: pnut22
I’m in love all over. A pretty smile that can catch supper. What more could a man ask for?
To: SkyDancer
Sounds like a woman has done exactly that...
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posted on
07/25/2021 5:42:52 PM PDT
by
kiryandil
(China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
To: Enterprise
The precious part about it is how she is obviously lovin the heck out of noodlin.
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