"Level Five - Someday I'm gonna marry that girl!"
Posted on 07/23/2021 6:32:33 AM PDT by Red Badger
A 69-year-old guy in Florida came home from a doctor’s appointment on Monday, and found a random woman SKINNY DIPPING in his pool in the middle of the afternoon.
It happened in Port Charlotte, just outside Fort Myers. And it was around 90 degrees out. So it was hot. 42-year-old Heather Kennedy was completely naked, hanging out in his pool cooling off. So he called 911. But when the cops showed up, she still refused to leave.
There’s a photo of them offering her some clothes to cover up with. But she wouldn’t get out of the water, and told them to just leave her alone so she could keep swimming.
They eventually did get her out of the pool, and she’s facing charges for trespassing and resisting arrest. It turns out she lives about two miles from where it happened. It’s not clear if drugs or alcohol factored in, but she does have a history. She recently got pulled over, and cops found a bunch of drug paraphernalia and pills.
But she tried to claim the pills weren’t hers . . . and that they really belonged to a friend named “Crackhead Chris.” She’s due in court early next month to deal with the skinny-dipping charges.
Um. No.
:)
I’d hit it.
OK, who are you, and what have you done with our Laz?
Make-up can do wonders.
So can Tequila...................
Back when I watched television which included shows like COPS I would see some of the individuals being arrested and wonder to my self, what choices did they make in life the lead them to this point in time.
Looking at the photo of the woman it is clear that when she was young she would have been good looking but has apparently has had a hard life over the years.
I once again wonder what choices she had made over the years that got her to this point in her life?
“ So can Tequila........”
Ah, the nights you can’t remember, but will never forget!
Your assuming it was a toddler.
Furthermore, Having money means you can buy swimming diapers.
If you have money but do not put on swimming diapers you are low class.
“pool” there i fixed it....
That guy looks familiar.....................
She must be from Portland everything is free.
Didn’t know odor eaters came in blue now.
Need to see the rest of her before pronouncing judgement.
Drugs are a hell of a drug.
All the ponds in Florida are full of alligators but I think she would be safe. Even they have some standards.
VERY GUILTY!
You used it as a dig at rich people
A freeper tradition
Don’t back pedal now
Having money means you can buy swimming diapers.....?
Swimming diapers cost 25-40 cents each......what has that got to do with having money?
Why do so many here resent people who have money...
And country clubs....now that aside from golf and pool membership is a lost tradition if ever
When I was a kid they held dances and events for parents and kids and had dinners and whatnot...
Now I think I’m pretty sure it’s just a means to golf tennis and pool
I would prefer a club pool over the Y....the latter having become a woke women’s club
I belong to a private club pool in rural Williamson county TN .....Oakwood....you can Google it
Here
http://www.oakwoodswimclub.com/
400 bucks a year.....hardly rich
And few poopies in pool....never seen adult poop in it thankfully
“But she tried to claim the pills weren’t hers . . . and that they really belonged to a friend named “Crackhead Chris.”
Rule #1 - Don’t be friends with anyone named Crackhead Chris!
DITO
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