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| Jul 21, 2021
Posted on 07/21/2021 9:11:37 AM PDT by upchuck
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posted on
07/21/2021 9:11:37 AM PDT
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upchuck
To: upchuck
Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V? It is in German..................
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posted on
07/21/2021 9:13:46 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: upchuck
5. A noun and a verb started dating and had a happy relationship for a while. Eventually they broke up because the verb thought the noun was too possessive. Some gossips also thought the verb was too tense. ------ The noun became an object of a preposition.
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posted on
07/21/2021 9:16:44 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: upchuck
To: Red Badger
Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?Red Badger: It is in German.
Not true!
A "U" is called in German a "Uuh" (phonetic transcription).
A "V" is called in German a "Fow" (ditto).
A "W" is called in German a "Vay" (ditto).
Regards,
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posted on
07/21/2021 9:20:02 AM PDT
by
alexander_busek
(Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
To: upchuck
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posted on
07/21/2021 9:20:21 AM PDT
by
FatherofFive
(We support Trump. Not the GOP)
To: Red Badger
:) Gotta love stuff that makes a joke even funnier.
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posted on
07/21/2021 9:21:03 AM PDT
by
upchuck
(I'm not afraid of the China Virus/variants. I AM afraid of the unproven experimental gene therapies)
To: upchuck
...Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work. The time period without Oxygen is much shorter. The issue has to be peanuts. Nobody who has had any has lived past 120.
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posted on
07/21/2021 9:21:11 AM PDT
by
Nateman
(If the Left is not screaming , you are doing it wrong.)
To: FatherofFive
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posted on
07/21/2021 9:22:24 AM PDT
by
upchuck
(I'm not afraid of the China Virus/variants. I AM afraid of the unproven experimental gene therapies)
To: upchuck
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posted on
07/21/2021 9:23:29 AM PDT
by
moovova
(Yo GOP....we won't forget.)
To: upchuck
Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V? The letter "W" is also the only letter in the alphabet that is more than one syllable.
I wonder how many of you are going to run through the entire alphabet to verify!
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posted on
07/21/2021 9:26:17 AM PDT
by
AlaskaErik
(In time of peace, prepare for war.)
To: upchuck
Words worst photographer:
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posted on
07/21/2021 9:26:56 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: alexander_busek
I was taught uuh, vay, duble-vay.
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posted on
07/21/2021 9:28:27 AM PDT
by
MortMan
(Shouldn't "palindrome" read the same forward and backward?)
To: alexander_busek
That was a joke.
A VW is a FowVay.................
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posted on
07/21/2021 9:29:41 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: upchuck
"Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty." When I was in college and had no recourse but to use communal washing machines and dryers, the thought occurred to me that one could never get 100% of your clothes clean at the same time. Once you had spent a couple hours at the laundromat and brought your freshly cleaned clothes home, the clothes you wore that day would need to be washed.
I thought a nude laundromat might be the solution, but there would be no good place to carry your quarters.
To: upchuck
To: AlaskaErik
"The letter "W" is also the only letter in the alphabet that is more than one syllable." There are some in the deep south that would argue that point. I've lived in some areas where, "F" is pronounced, "ay-EFF," "L" is pronounced "ay-ELL," etc.
To: Red Badger
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posted on
07/21/2021 10:05:05 AM PDT
by
ExGeeEye
(For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.)
To: upchuck
A couple of word conundrums that have occurred to me:
1. We use the word "bunk" for something that is false ("That's bunk!"), so shouldn't "debunked" mean that something previously thought false has been proven true?
2. "Nude" means "bare" or "naked," so if we clear-cut all of the trees off of a hill, shouldn't we say we "nuded" it rather than "denuded" it? And if we re-plant new trees, shouldn't we say we "denuded" it.
To: Red Badger; upchuck
5. A noun and a verb started dating and had a happy relationship for a while. Eventually they broke up because the verb thought the noun was too possessive. Some gossips also thought the verb was too tense. ------ The noun became an object of a preposition.
No one is even going to address the dangling participle?
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posted on
07/21/2021 3:55:27 PM PDT
by
TangoLimaSierra
(⭐⭐To the left, truth is right-wing extremism.⭐⭐)
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