Non-pandemic ping.
cool, man
A single Mom, with no man to guide her.
Eventually, the kids will invent Nicknames, change their own names, or demand that she do it, like yesterday!
Seen all 3 live. Slayer sucked. Pantera when Dimebag was still playing and Metallica 8 times. Pantera live was the best of them all. I’ll bet big money her 4th will be Megadeth.
Should have named one Rolling Stone. That way her grandkids could have said “Papa was a Rolling Stone.”
She has nobody but herself to blame when the loud music keeps her awake 5 years from now.
What, no iron maiden or manowar?
I wonder how many tattoos she has.
Couldn’t she name one Rush?
one of my best friends in high school has 3 sons, it wasn’t until they were graduating college (together) when his wife made a realization. His sons names were: Lawrence, Moses & Joseph. The dean doing the commencement let the cat out of the bag. Initially, my friends wife was disturbed that she didn’t get it, but finally laughed about her husbands sense of humor.
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Lawrence aka Larry, Moses aka Mo, & Joseph aka Curly Joe
No love for Megadeth?
Mama loves her 1980s.
Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all
One Prozac a day, husband’s a CPA
Her dreams went out the door when she turned twenty-four
Only been with one man, what happened to her plan?
She was gonna be an actress, she was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass on the hood of Whitesnake’s car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life and nothin’ has been alright
Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
‘Cause she’s still preoccupied
With 19, 19
1985
She’s seen all the classics, she knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink, even St. Elmo’s Fire
She rocked out to Wham, not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she’d get a hand on a member of Duran Duran
Where’s the mini-skirt made of snakeskin?
And who’s the other guy that’s singin’ in Van Halen?
When did reality become TV?
What ever happened to sitcoms, game shows?
(On the radio was)
Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
‘Cause she’s still preoccupied
With 19, 19
1985
She hates time, make it stop
When did Motley Crue become classic rock? (Classic rock)
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop, stop, stop
And bring back Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
‘Cause she’s still preoccupied
1985 (woo-hoo-hoo)
Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
But she’s still preoccupied
With 19, 19
1985
What? No Whiteshark?
She had no choice. Moon Unit and Dweezil were taken.
Start with their '06 debut "Age of Winters".
Neck tattoos on a broad. Awesome.
I used to have a Dachshund named Scrat, after the saber-toothed squirrel in Ice Age, because she was the spitting image and behaved just like her. But this is taking it a bit far. Sounds like Mama has got a drive-thru bedroom and these kids will grow up with either very good or very bad childhoods.
Has Metallica sued yet? :)