To: nickcarraway
To: Salamander; nickcarraway
3 posted on
07/08/2021 7:35:39 PM PDT by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: nickcarraway
Sic semper Lizard Ch$ney.
5 posted on
07/08/2021 7:38:07 PM PDT by
rfp1234
(Comitia asinorum et rhinocerum delenda sunt.)
To: nickcarraway
Reptile Experts Rescue Monitor Lizard With Head Stuck in Toilet
Dayum, how'd the experts rescue the lizard with their heads stuck in the toilet? Talent!
6 posted on
07/08/2021 7:48:06 PM PDT by
nicollo
(I said no!)
To: nickcarraway
Here's one of the reptile experts who assisted....

7 posted on
07/08/2021 7:52:43 PM PDT by
DannyTN
To: nickcarraway
Shouldn’t this article start with “Florida man . . . “?
To: nickcarraway
It may have been hiding. Apparently their dried penis bears a strong resemblance to a root reputed to have mystical powers.
10 posted on
07/08/2021 8:04:29 PM PDT by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: nickcarraway
James Carville as the Tidybowl man?
11 posted on
07/08/2021 8:24:16 PM PDT by
blackdog
(Joe Biden, Deep State Cuckold.)
To: nickcarraway
I know a guy who has a Ph.D. in getting lizards out of toilets. From Harvard.
12 posted on
07/08/2021 9:17:43 PM PDT by
Spok
(There are many more things that frighten us than can cause us harm.)
To: nickcarraway
*chuckle* You know, my first wife...........oh, forget it.
13 posted on
07/08/2021 9:53:45 PM PDT by
Viking2002
(Remember, all the world’s a barstool.)
To: nickcarraway
Am reminded of Bert Parks from "Freshman," singing "There she is... Your Komodo Dragon! There she is... Your ideal!"
Regards,
14 posted on
07/08/2021 10:14:54 PM PDT by
alexander_busek
(Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
That could make taking a poop be really exciting.
16 posted on
07/09/2021 8:19:36 AM PDT by
antidemoncrat
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