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1 posted on 07/08/2021 7:34:06 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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2 posted on 07/08/2021 7:34:53 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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“Snake Helpline” *ping*


3 posted on 07/08/2021 7:35:39 PM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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Sic semper Lizard Ch$ney.


5 posted on 07/08/2021 7:38:07 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Comitia asinorum et rhinocerum delenda sunt.)
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Reptile Experts Rescue Monitor Lizard With Head Stuck in Toilet
Dayum, how'd the experts rescue the lizard with their heads stuck in the toilet? Talent!
6 posted on 07/08/2021 7:48:06 PM PDT by nicollo (I said no!)
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Here's one of the reptile experts who assisted....


7 posted on 07/08/2021 7:52:43 PM PDT by DannyTN
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Shouldn’t this article start with “Florida man . . . “?


9 posted on 07/08/2021 8:00:42 PM PDT by ModelBreaker
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It may have been hiding. Apparently their dried penis bears a strong resemblance to a root reputed to have mystical powers.


10 posted on 07/08/2021 8:04:29 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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James Carville as the Tidybowl man?


11 posted on 07/08/2021 8:24:16 PM PDT by blackdog (Joe Biden, Deep State Cuckold.)
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I know a guy who has a Ph.D. in getting lizards out of toilets. From Harvard.


12 posted on 07/08/2021 9:17:43 PM PDT by Spok (There are many more things that frighten us than can cause us harm.)
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*chuckle* You know, my first wife...........oh, forget it.


13 posted on 07/08/2021 9:53:45 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Remember, all the world’s a barstool.)
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Am reminded of Bert Parks from "Freshman," singing "There she is... Your Komodo Dragon! There she is... Your ideal!"

Regards,

14 posted on 07/08/2021 10:14:54 PM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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It was named “BIDEN”.


15 posted on 07/09/2021 12:56:35 AM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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That could make taking a poop be really exciting.


16 posted on 07/09/2021 8:19:36 AM PDT by antidemoncrat (somRead more at: https://economicti)
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