1 posted on
07/08/2021 7:56:48 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
I get hungry about 3 times a day. I think I may have COVID.
To: BenLurkin
A pandemic of the sniffles. Scary.
4 posted on
07/08/2021 7:58:56 AM PDT by
wildcard_redneck
( COVID lockdowns are the Establishment's attack on the middle class and our Republic )
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5 posted on
07/08/2021 7:58:58 AM PDT by
Skywise
To: BenLurkin
LOL
As if none of those symptoms could dare ever be related to anything but the Wuhan bug!!!!!! /sarc
6 posted on
07/08/2021 7:59:02 AM PDT by
Wuli
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7 posted on
07/08/2021 8:00:12 AM PDT by
goodnesswins
(The issue is never the issue. The issue is always the revolution." -- Saul Alinksy)
To: BenLurkin
Mighty similar to hay-fever?
8 posted on
07/08/2021 8:00:48 AM PDT by
Salman
(It's not a "slippery slope" if it was part of the program all along. )
To: BenLurkin
Paraphrasing George Carlin:
Saliva causes Covid, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.
-PJ
9 posted on
07/08/2021 8:01:11 AM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
(* LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: BenLurkin
I exhibit all of these symptoms whenever I read about left-wing activists.
To: BenLurkin
Quick, shut down everything.
To: BenLurkin
Classic leftists—change the rules when you don’t like the way the game is going...
Gotta scare folks who have not yet taken the vaccine—and get everyone paranoid about the person next to them sniffling.
12 posted on
07/08/2021 8:04:21 AM PDT by
cgbg
(A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
To: BenLurkin
No one gets the common cold anymore. It’s all covid.
14 posted on
07/08/2021 8:06:42 AM PDT by
Jenny217
To: BenLurkin
What about the cold, clammy hands?
15 posted on
07/08/2021 8:06:57 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Oh the horror! Somebody sneezed.
Shutdown the entire state!
16 posted on
07/08/2021 8:09:02 AM PDT by
StormEye
To: BenLurkin
Possible signs of COVID:
1) Breathing
2) Heartbeat
3) Sense of independence
17 posted on
07/08/2021 8:09:14 AM PDT by
Yo-Yo
(is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: BenLurkin
Other symptoms:
- skin irritations
- sleepiness (especially late at night)
- various aches and pains
- flatulence
18 posted on
07/08/2021 8:09:33 AM PDT by
Dr. Thorne
(The Media is the Virus.)
To: BenLurkin
I have a runny nose and cough everyday. Its called allergies.
19 posted on
07/08/2021 8:10:01 AM PDT by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: BenLurkin
I’m pretty sure gray hair is the #1 symptom of Covid, so I must have a really bad case of the ‘rona. Probably terminal?
21 posted on
07/08/2021 8:19:34 AM PDT by
Perseverando
(Antifa, BLM, RINOs, Islamonazis, Statists, Communists, DemoKKKrats: It's a Godlessness disorder!)
To: BenLurkin
So everyone with seasonal allergies will be listed as a possible CV19 case? Great!
22 posted on
07/08/2021 8:23:09 AM PDT by
Mathews
(It's all gravy, baby!)
To: BenLurkin
Why not ingrown toenails too? Or over production of ear wax?
To: BenLurkin
Far out! I had the hay fever/sinusitis from hell for the last two months. Good to know it was the Delta CCP virus.
24 posted on
07/08/2021 8:31:00 AM PDT by
broken_clock
(Go Trump! Still praying.)
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