[Bonemaker]

McHenry County is red and 5 minutes from me. Crystal Lake about 15. The stank is going to be awfully close.

[EvilCapitalist]

We should start a pool right now. I say less than 100 people show up to see him.

[BenLurkin]

What’s to prep?

He has people to lead him in and around like a special needs child.

Just have a pudding cup waiting, and he’ll be fine.

[seabeeson]

Headline should read, Obiden coming to Crystal Lake crowd of 3 expected to show.

[Beowulf9]

Getting rid of all the scatter rugs?

[usconservative]

"Back in the day" there was a very active group of Illinois Freepers (I was one of them) that harassed William Jefferson Blythe Clinton every time he came into Shitcago or anywhere in Illinois. We had signs, slogans, and yelled "Hey Bill, how's Monica?" at him at the top of our lungs.

Pity we don't have an active group here in IllinoisHELLINOIS any longer. It'd be so much fun to drive up to Crystal Lake to give pResident Xiden an earful.

[wildcard_redneck]

They must be panicking over finding 4 folding tables and 25 chairs for Creepy Joe Biden’s HUGE crowds. At creepy Joe Biden’s events the number of Secret Service agents is usually larger than attendees so they each only have to watch one person the whole event. Sad.

I wonder how many people will actually attend.

[laweeks]

Ya’ think both people will show up?

[packagingguy]

“We are excited that our President is gaslighting our great Community College...”

Fixed it.

[digger48]

Keeping him far enough away from Beetlejuice so he can’t smell the gunpowder and cries from kids shot by her ferals

[cowboyusa]

“I’m very happy to be in crystal light.”

[Troublemaker]

I remember when Biden drove through West Yellowstone when he was VP. A local sheriff told us to back up as he was clearing the sidewalk. My daughter and I were the only ones within 3 blocks and we were going to the market. It was both comical and pathetic. Biden eventually drove by...and nobody cared.

[Seruzawa]

Need a sufficient stock of Depends.

[bwest]

No Friday the 13th comments yet?

[dfwgator]

Just feel the excitement....

[DAC21]

Mopping the floor of the local Baskin and Robbins should be all that is necessary to “prep” for Sleepy JoeK

[Jewbacca]

Crystal Lake?

Tell the dude with the machete Joe likes to kiss young girls.

What was/is his name?

[MuttTheHoople]

They're prepping by hiding their children

[rey]

He’s going to a community college. Think it’s to announce free community college or loan forgiveness?

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Is he planning to visit Camp Crystal Lake?

[Lod881019]

How appropriate he goes to the home of Jason Vorhees