"That's right Jen, the Biden admin is pleased to be named 'Fruit of the Month.'"
Posted on 06/29/2021 8:24:45 AM PDT by Marchmain
After a fun and exciting month of celebrating pride, the first of the seven deadly sins, Americans are gearing up to celebrate Greed Month—as well as Lust Month, Envy Month, Gluttony Month, Wrath Month, And Sloth Month.
"Yeah- it's been a great pride month. I feel so prideful!" said local man Sasparillo Gunderprit. "But what I'm really looking forward to is greed month. I'm gonna celebrate by accumulating wealth for myself by abandoning all my morals. Just like Nike and Disney! Yay!"
Baptist churches, on the other hand, are already gearing up for gluttony month, which has always been their favorite month since gluttony isn't actually a real sin—like being gay or drinking alcohol. Church members around the country are preparing their favorite cheesy sausage noodle casseroles and double-fudge cream custard desserts.
For thousands of Americans, collecting unemployment even though there are plenty of jobs available for them, it's already been sloth month for a while now.
BLM and Antifa have shrugged off upcoming official months, saying they can celebrate all seven deadly sins every day of the year.
pride, anger, lust, sloth, envy, gluttony, greed.
Every month is Envy month in the land of Marxists.
I’m all for sloth month if somebody would just arrange it for me.
It seems they have made sloth month every month
Hey, the DNC’s platform!
A name right out of the movie 'Idiocracy'. Which this nation is fast fast becoming.
Those seven apply to dimrat politicians every month.
Especially greed.
“Baptist churches, on the other hand, are already gearing up for gluttony month, which has always been their favorite month since gluttony isn’t actually a real sin—like being gay or drinking alcohol.”
Shots fired!
When is Straight Pride Month?
iswydt
Excellent observation. We need to associate the Seven Deadly Sins with the democrat (communist) party every chance we can. Who knows, maybe it will stick.
November should be Gluttony month (Thanksgiving).
December for greed (Christmas = Gimme gimme gimme!)
The Bee strikes again.
For Democrats, it will be pedophile and bestiality month.
We have yet to grasp just how evil and violent Democrats have become.
Will we have a ‘Pride Month’ for everyone born with one brown eye and one blue eye?
Or maybe, a ‘Pride Month’ for everyone with a humpback???
“When is Straight Pride Month?”
It’s all about who’s holding the big microphones.
“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.” ~ Hunter Thompson
They not only turned pro - they managed to embed themselves into the framework of society and politics.
"That's right Jen, the Biden admin is pleased to be named 'Fruit of the Month.'"
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