Oh, swell. Because nothing bad happens when you mess with the regular flow of nature.
There is not enough space on the planet Planting trees needed to offset greenhouse gas emissions
so stop wasting space putting up those useless wind turbines .LOL This planet IS CARBON
The Day of the Triffids coming to a town near you.
I have a copy of an old Newsweek (I think) article from 1970’s about the coming global cooling crisis. In that article they were quoting scientists who were recommending dusting the ice caps with coal dust to make them darker and thus affect the climate. That was equally nuts.
what next, tree zombies?
triffids?
lol
All the weirdos will want one in their yard and the roots will probably knock down their house
A hybrid of two types of poplars
you can buy them here...............................
It was a given that this would be done. Look for other ways to harness the Calvin cycle, either organically or synthetically.
The bigger question is “What should ideal atmospheric CO2 levels be?”.
A solution without a problem.
So they plant a super species that absorb AND store carbon.
What happens when they die or are burned?
These MOFOs are so dam dumb it is beyond...
“It’s not nice to fool with Mother Nature.”
Absolutely wrong.
Show me your science dum bass.
The amount of carbon consumed by a rich, uninhibited growth of green plants would certainly do it.
Therefore, I recommend turning NYC, the Hamptons, Boston, Martha's Vineyard, Philadelphia, Wash DC, Berkeley, the Los Angeles basin, San Francisco and the bay, San Jose, Santa Barbara, Seattle, Portland, Chicago, Minneapolis, Atlanta, Austin and Houston into immediate forest.
Throw the People's Republic of China, Western Europe, Ontario and Hawaii in there too.
Do it for Gaia!
Great. Now we know what will cause the next ice age.
That does not work in California. The carbon is released en masse about every ten years as wildfires burn through any dead wood.
-PJ
That may be all well and good, but you have to realize that all of the flora on this planet requires a certain amount of CO2 in the atmosphere to survive and thrive. Average atmospheric CO2 levels need to be between 250 and 400 PPM for sustainable plant growth.
Besides, the largest consumer of CO2 in the flora world isn’t trees, it’s grass species.
“Feed me, Seymour”
Awesome! Kudzu trees.
Yeah....I know its a carrot, but you get the idea.
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