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The Official Friday Silliness Thread

Posted on 06/25/2021 5:27:01 PM PDT by Trillian

Let's have some fun!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: fridaysilliness; jokes
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1 posted on 06/25/2021 5:27:01 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: Trillian

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey...
...but then I turned myself around!


2 posted on 06/25/2021 5:32:11 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Trillian

LOL!


3 posted on 06/25/2021 5:33:03 PM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.d)
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To: Trillian

A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke.
Thank goodness it was a soft drink!


4 posted on 06/25/2021 5:33:45 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Trillian
Good one!


5 posted on 06/25/2021 5:34:36 PM PDT by mrsmith (US MEDIA: " Every 'White' cop is a criminal! And all the 'non-white' criminals saints!")
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To: mrsmith

For aural silliness (and great musicianship)...
“Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpNn1nht0_8


6 posted on 06/25/2021 5:37:22 PM PDT by mrsmith (US MEDIA: " Every 'White' cop is a criminal! And all the 'non-white' criminals saints!")
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To: Trillian

Groucho just being Groucho (from Horse Feathers):

Why don’t you go home to your wife? I’ll tell you what I’ll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement she’ll never know the difference.


7 posted on 06/25/2021 5:39:38 PM PDT by redrhino47
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8 posted on 06/25/2021 5:41:45 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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9 posted on 06/25/2021 5:44:43 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: Trillian

No fungi for you.


10 posted on 06/25/2021 6:49:32 PM PDT by Fungi
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To: Fungi

11 posted on 06/25/2021 7:10:08 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: lee martell

May I submit this serious post on another thread or is that against the silliness protocols?

Japanese Soccer Player Yokoyama Comes Out As Transgender
6/25/2021, 10:24:47 PM · 60 of 60
frank ballenger to Pining_4_TX
So if John Lennon’s widow thinks this is acceptable but the editorial writer disagrees and so does a famous cellist, the headline might read

Oh,no, Yoko Ono Okays Yokoyama, Yo Yo Ma Says No.


12 posted on 06/25/2021 7:30:35 PM PDT by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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To: frank ballenger

That is GOOD!
Just reading that last line ( not speaking aloud) makes my tongue twist into gordian knots.


13 posted on 06/25/2021 7:41:27 PM PDT by lee martell
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14 posted on 06/25/2021 8:03:37 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: lee martell
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey... ...but then I turned myself around!

When the writer of the Hokey Pokey died, they had trouble getting him in the coffin, because when they put his right leg in, he'd take his right leg out, and when they put his left leg in . . . . .

15 posted on 06/25/2021 8:41:36 PM PDT by laweeks (The air is always different to a midget on a crowded elevator.)
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To: laweeks

lol!


16 posted on 06/25/2021 9:02:54 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Trillian

Now THAT’S silly.


17 posted on 06/25/2021 9:36:41 PM PDT by drSteve78 (Je suis deplorable. WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE)
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To: Trillian

For some, there is literally no distance with her that would be safe.

Fortunately for me, I’m not a b00b guy, but more of a Kramer, so I’m safe.


18 posted on 06/25/2021 9:40:30 PM PDT by ro_dreaming ("XX = female; XY = male. Who's the science deniers now?" - Me)
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To: BenLurkin

Do you know why dogs don’t answer the phone?

Because they have collar ID !


19 posted on 06/25/2021 11:24:43 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: Trillian

oooh... my little buddy.


20 posted on 06/26/2021 12:02:17 AM PDT by The Right Edge (Staunch Trump Supporter AND PROUD to be!)
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