Posted on 06/17/2021 9:09:42 AM PDT by xp38
RIO GRANDE CITY, TX—Trump flew to America's southern border this week to announce a brand-new Trump hotel unlike anything the world has ever seen. The planned hotel will be almost 2,000 miles long and will be situated right on the southern border.
"Yes folks, I'm proud to announce we are building a big, beautiful, golden Trump hotel on the southern border," said Trump to reporters. "Land just happens to be really cheap down here, what can I say? The border just looks terrible ever since Sleepy Joe 'Loserface' Biden stole the presidency from me. Just a disgrace. I'll bet he can't even build a wall as fast and cheap as I can build my new Trump hotel. Watch!"
The luxurious hotel will also include an 800-mile golf course and a 1,000-mile lazy tubing river. The southern wall will be a gleaming and impenetrable barrier with Trump's name emblazoned on it every couple of miles.
"Everyone, of all creeds, nationalities, and skin colors can enter my hotel, as long as they enter my hotel legally," Trump clarified. "The only ones not allowed in my hotel are Sleepy Joe, Cacklin' Kamala, and maybe Rosie O'Donnell."
According to sources who have seen the blueprints, the hotel will have plenty of entrances, but only on the north side of the building for some reason.
:-) The BEE is on a roll!!
So funny.
Best of all, Trump will have the Deep State Cabal paying for it.
It’s going to be huuuúuuge!
Until Eric Swalwell’s handler chases Melania into her garage and servers her with a cease and desist order signed by a 9th circuit judge.
When he was president I suggested a 2000 mile by 1 mile army installation called Fort Trump so the wall could be built and manned by the military instead of the border patrol.
Hat a great idea.
Too bad the Bee is satire.
Wow!!!!
LOL!
That’s hilarious
Love it... Thanks Babylon Bee!
Added incentives for staying there, a machine gun nest in every room facing South.
Well lets hope that it has no back doors.
Ha!
Hey sodpoodle, had you seen this one?
500 miles from the start - good place to be a sunscreen vendor.
A big, beautiful hotel, as has never been seen anywhere in the world, ever.
DANG1
Thanks, Trumpsters are clever!!!
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