bog man getting boggy with the bog rolls.. gardy lieu!!
1 posted on
06/17/2021 8:23:01 AM PDT by
mylife
To: mylife
“There was human faeces on the toilet roll. On closer inspection they could smell the odour which suggested it was human faeces.”
They got a dog to do the sniffing...didn’t they?
2 posted on
06/17/2021 8:25:59 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
To: mylife
People who are FOS are a problem.
3 posted on
06/17/2021 8:26:50 AM PDT by
Old Yeller
(Whatever doesn’t kill you will make you stronger. Except bears. Bears will definitely kill you.h)
To: mylife
So . . . is Scotland the UK version of Florida?
4 posted on
06/17/2021 8:28:46 AM PDT by
Dr. Sivana
(“At first you go bankrupt slowly, then all at once.” -- Hemingway)
To: mylife
That’s nothing..have they seen San Francisco?
7 posted on
06/17/2021 8:34:24 AM PDT by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: mylife
Another mad masker concerned with the spreading of germs.
9 posted on
06/17/2021 8:35:34 AM PDT by
MNDude
To: mylife
He was just testing out the "gentlemen should always walk on the outside" tenets:
"The origins of this classic yet underused sign of being a gentleman are fascinating. By keeping her on the inside in earlier times, she would remain under the overhanging second floor balcony, which would prevent a chamber pot from being emptied on her head."
... or this one ...
"Before our drainage systems, a man stood on the outside of the sidewalk in a long coat to protect her from the dust and sewage that could splash up as horse carriages passed by. ... Today, a gentleman might stand in the way of puddles splashing up from buses, or in the event a car veers onto the sidewalk"
11 posted on
06/17/2021 8:46:20 AM PDT by
hollywood
(A FearBro/FluBro Mutt)
To: mylife
Got to keep the loonies on the path..................
13 posted on
06/17/2021 9:09:38 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: mylife
To: mylife
16 posted on
06/17/2021 9:51:28 AM PDT by
Sirius Lee
(They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
To: mylife
Welcome to the (Third) world of Guacamolean invaders. Piles of used TP on the floors of public restrooms because they won’t flush it.
18 posted on
06/17/2021 10:16:10 AM PDT by
Feckless
(The US Gubbmint / This Tagline CENSORED by FR \ IrOnic, ain't it?)
To: mylife
Before they had toilet paper, everybody threw the contents of their chamber pots out the window.
20 posted on
06/17/2021 11:47:35 AM PDT by
mass55th
("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )
To: mylife
22 posted on
06/17/2021 12:15:13 PM PDT by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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