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I recall when the Cuyahoga river caught fire but no one was daft enough to drink it..
1 posted on 06/15/2021 4:49:23 AM PDT by mylife
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1hvvTm85UY


2 posted on 06/15/2021 4:49:49 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife
If the river was whiskey, and I was a diving duck,
I’d swim to the bottom, and drink my way up.
- Taj Mahal
3 posted on 06/15/2021 4:57:59 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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5 posted on 06/15/2021 5:11:37 AM PDT by Red Badger (You can't wait until life isn't hard anymore before you decide to be happy............. Nightbirde)
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To: mylife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxQBMxvGJVA


6 posted on 06/15/2021 5:12:43 AM PDT by Red Badger (You can't wait until life isn't hard anymore before you decide to be happy............. Nightbirde)
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To: mylife

Whiskey river take my mind
Don’t let her memory torture me
Whiskey river don’t run dry
She’s all I got take care of me


7 posted on 06/15/2021 5:15:21 AM PDT by genetic homophobe
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To: Noumenon

Ping.


10 posted on 06/15/2021 5:24:53 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: mylife
In 1919 Boston, a molasses storage tank failed causing a 2.3 million gallon river of molasses to flow through the streets killing 21 and injuring 150.

Okay, so it’s not as interesting as a flaming river of booze…
11 posted on 06/15/2021 5:30:04 AM PDT by LIConFem (Bring a Commie to room temperature for Mommy)
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As I was goin’ over the Cork and Kerry mountains
I saw Captain Farrell and his money he was countin’
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier
I said, “Stand and deliver, or the devil he may take you!”
Musha ring dum a doo dam a da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There’s whiskey in the jar-o
I took all of his money and it was a pretty penny
I took all of his money and I brought it home to Molly
She swore that she’d love me, never would she leave me
But the devil take that woman, for you know she tricked me easy
Musha ring dum a doo dam a da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There’s whiskey in the jar-o
Being drunk and weary, I went to Molly’s chamber
Takin’ my Molly with me and I never knew the danger
For about six or maybe seven in walked Captain Farrell
I jumped up, fired off my pistols, and I shot him with both barrels
Musha ring dum a do dam a da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There’s whiskey in the jar-o
Now some men like the fishin’ and some men like the fowlin’
And some men like to hear the cannon ball a-roarin’
Me, I like sleepin’, ‘specially in my Molly’s chamber
But here I am in prison, here I am with a ball and chain yeah
Musha ring dum a do dam a da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There’s whiskey in the jar-o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu5voeIiNxM


13 posted on 06/15/2021 5:37:09 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

To drown in a river of whiskey is an Irishman’s dream come true.


14 posted on 06/15/2021 5:37:53 AM PDT by Bratch
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18 posted on 06/15/2021 5:58:34 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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To: mylife

My uncle drowned in a vat of whisky.

He bravely fought off his rescuers for hour before he finally succumbed.

He was then cremated and the fire lasted 3 days


21 posted on 06/15/2021 6:36:29 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (Claiming Racism, the antidote to personal responsibility)
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To: mylife

Ah, but the Cuyahoga fire was due to pollution and filth.

Whiskey is something else entirely...especially to an Irishman.


25 posted on 06/15/2021 11:45:32 AM PDT by hoagy62 (DTCM&OTTH)
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