[Capt. Tom]

This article is excerpted.

Just another article to get you cranked up on the coming white shark season.

This afternoon I met a friend who has a summer house up in Harpswell, Maine, where last year a fatal shark attack occurred. He told me about the attack.

The sharks are here in New England now; and we can get ready for a busy white shark news season with all the people and biologists now involved. -Tom

[Huskrrrr]

Great White = racist. Shoot them all.

[PghBaldy]

Summer of 2001, into early September 2001, the two big news stories were shark attacks, and did Gary Condit kill Chandra Levy.

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-2001-09-06-0109060200-story.html

[Capt. Tom]

Just another article to get you cranked up on the coming white shark season.-Tom

[BiglyCommentary]

This fear porn bought to you by climate change and white supremacists, the sources of all bad.

[taildragger]

We've gone from Covi-19 Porn to New England Shark Porn.

I am waiting for FauXi to show up on the Beaches of the Cap Cod National Seashore...

[tflabo]

Catch them and lets eat some shark steaks.

[Samurai_Jack]

[Wilderness Conservative]

The seals came back, the sharks followed. Whoda thunk it?

[avenir]

Just bought this tshirt for me and my sister…

[Fai Mao]

I heard they don’t eat liberals. So democrats should be OK. Karen, it’s safe for you to go way out there in the water.

[Flick Lives]

colossal 17.2-foot female great white...

OK now, that's a pretty big shark. It's the size of a Boston Whaler.

[Rummyfan]

Sharks? In the ocean?! OHMIGAWD!

[Tennessee Nana]

Joe swam back ??:?

[blackdog]

Summer fear porn to keep away the Walmart smelling riff raff from the mainland.

[Inyo-Mono]

Thanks for the ping Capt. Tom. Although I live hundreds of miles from the ocean, I enjoy the articles.

[M Kehoe]

In the fwiw Captain, we had two great whites off the Gulf coast last week. 82o Lat, 29o Lon. Approximately. They had names for those,...

Plus all the hammerheads, nurse, black amd ...senior moment.

Gazillions.

5.56mm

[EvilCapitalist]

Maybe we’ll get lucky and one will get 44.

[sageburn]

Great whites, big effing deal. Over-grown guppies, I wear a mask so I can swim with ten pounds of raw liver and have no fear. The shark may even sense I identify as “vaccinated”.

[JohnBrowdie]

fight great white shark privilege. black shark lives matter.

[sageburn]

I know! Let’s have a BLM protest. Drop them fifty yards offshore and I’m sure those huge pelagic carnivores will recognize their white guilt and slink away, shame-faced. Heck, I’ll pay the charter for five boats.