Posted on 06/07/2021 11:55:36 AM PDT by BipolarBob
U.S.—A shocking study has found an increasing number of Democratic state governors are fleeing to Florida, desperate to escape the ravages of their own COVID lockdown policies.
The report found that Governors Whitmer, Newsom, and Cuomo have already secretly purchased homes in The Sunshine State.
"Let me be clear. Florida is a deep dark pit of deep right-wing darkness," said Newsom as he watched his servants pack up his U-Haul. "But also, their restaurants are actually still in business, and I'm really hungry."
The study also found that Governor Andrew Cuomo of New York has secretly been making trips to Florida since last year, mainly due to the fact that no one lives in New York anymore and he gets lonely sometimes. "Listen," he said while eating a meatball sub he had made himself since there were no sub shops left in New York, "even a guy like me needs someone to talk to every once in a while. That's why I'm movin' to Florida."
Governor Ron DeSantis has expressed concern over the influx of Democrat Governors clamoring to get into the state and has mandated that they all quarantine for at least a year before mixing with the general populace.
They should be banned from the state.
As a Floridian we do not want or accept these idiots in our state....LOL....they are much to valuable to Florida if they stay where they are and continue to screw up...
That’s funny!
I lol’d.
The Bee. Hilarious. Personally, I expect that Whitmer has done something like this already; I expect her to flee the state almost the second she’s out of power.
Doesn’t Florda have vermin-control laws?!?
Alas, BabylonBee!
Half-Whitmer belongs in a wax museum.
They had me until I got beyond the first two paragraphs!
Damn you, Babyon Bee!
DANG!
I love the Babylon Bee... Funny news today...
They all voted there last November.
Newsom’s “servants” is a nice touch.
Just stay T F out! Florida is closed
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