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Fauci Hires Expert Technician Hilgo Clintmann To Secure His Email Server
Babylon Bee ^ | 6/03/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 06/04/2021 4:52:19 PM PDT by BipolarBob

ASHINGTON, D.C.—After a batch of his emails were made public through an FOIA request, a desperate, frantic Dr. Fauci called in an expert technician to make sure no more damaging emails were made public.

The technician, renowned Beltway-area email server technician Hilgo Clintmann, arrived in his van and began to inspect Fauci's modest email server configuration.

"Oh, yes, very bad email security here sir, very, very bad," Clintmann said as he walked through the server racks and inspected the various hard drives and cables. "We're going to need to rework this whole setup. You need to be able to, how you say, disappear emails right away. We will take care of this with emergency panic buttons. Do not worry, Dr. Fauci -- we will make sure you are never embarrassed ever again."

Clintmann even told an elated Dr. Fauci that his company also specializes in finding out who leaked a particular set of emails and making sure that they "never make that mistake again." "It is a, how you say, cleaning service. You make the mess, we clean it up."

Finally, before leaving, Clintmann installed an emergency hammer behind a piece of glass reading "Break in case of federal investigation.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: anthonyfauci; babylonbee; drfauci; fauci; foia; hilgoclintmann; sethrich

1 posted on 06/04/2021 4:52:19 PM PDT by BipolarBob
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To: BipolarBob

I thought Fauci just had to wipe his server with a cloth?


2 posted on 06/04/2021 5:01:09 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
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To: BipolarBob

avoiding government email archives is precisely why hillary had her own email server.


3 posted on 06/04/2021 5:05:49 PM PDT by JohnBrowdie
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To: BipolarBob

bttt


4 posted on 06/04/2021 5:09:23 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: BipolarBob

No one is going to ‘clean up’ the mess Fauci is in. He did it to himself. The higher you rise, the harder you fall.

I’m waiting on Fauci’s magnificent fall.


5 posted on 06/04/2021 5:13:31 PM PDT by hoe_cake (A Descendant of the Signers of the Constitution. )
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To: hoe_cake

Don’t hold your breath, he’ll be retire off with a very comfortable pension and seldom heard from, like Birx. Like they never really happened.


6 posted on 06/04/2021 5:21:52 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: BipolarBob

Great post BB.

What about The Rise and Fall of the Third Gates?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Gates


7 posted on 06/04/2021 5:31:50 PM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rise_and_Fall_of_the_Third_Reich


8 posted on 06/04/2021 5:33:15 PM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: BipolarBob

The Hilgo Clintmann enterprise has been awarded five stars by the BBB (Business Buttkissers Bureau).


9 posted on 06/04/2021 5:34:02 PM PDT by A strike (Barr to Gitmo, Roberts to Florence supermax, Fauxi to TerreHaute)
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To: BipolarBob
Hilgo "arrived in his van"


10 posted on 06/04/2021 5:51:25 PM PDT by UnwashedPeasant (Trump is the last legally elected U.S. President.)
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To: UnwashedPeasant

Very good.


11 posted on 06/04/2021 6:32:47 PM PDT by BipolarBob (I wish I was 14 again so I could ruin my life in a completely different way. I've got ideas.)
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To: BipolarBob

Isn’t that Hilton Clinary?


12 posted on 06/04/2021 6:36:59 PM PDT by Chewbarkah
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To: Chewbarkah

I don’t know. There does seem to be a resemblance. Sharp eye.


13 posted on 06/04/2021 7:02:02 PM PDT by BipolarBob (I wish I was 14 again so I could ruin my life in a completely different way. I've got ideas.)
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