Posted on 06/04/2021 4:52:19 PM PDT by BipolarBob
ASHINGTON, D.C.—After a batch of his emails were made public through an FOIA request, a desperate, frantic Dr. Fauci called in an expert technician to make sure no more damaging emails were made public.
The technician, renowned Beltway-area email server technician Hilgo Clintmann, arrived in his van and began to inspect Fauci's modest email server configuration.
"Oh, yes, very bad email security here sir, very, very bad," Clintmann said as he walked through the server racks and inspected the various hard drives and cables. "We're going to need to rework this whole setup. You need to be able to, how you say, disappear emails right away. We will take care of this with emergency panic buttons. Do not worry, Dr. Fauci -- we will make sure you are never embarrassed ever again."
Clintmann even told an elated Dr. Fauci that his company also specializes in finding out who leaked a particular set of emails and making sure that they "never make that mistake again." "It is a, how you say, cleaning service. You make the mess, we clean it up."
Finally, before leaving, Clintmann installed an emergency hammer behind a piece of glass reading "Break in case of federal investigation.
I thought Fauci just had to wipe his server with a cloth?
avoiding government email archives is precisely why hillary had her own email server.
bttt
No one is going to ‘clean up’ the mess Fauci is in. He did it to himself. The higher you rise, the harder you fall.
I’m waiting on Fauci’s magnificent fall.
Don’t hold your breath, he’ll be retire off with a very comfortable pension and seldom heard from, like Birx. Like they never really happened.
Great post BB.
What about The Rise and Fall of the Third Gates?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Gates
The Hilgo Clintmann enterprise has been awarded five stars by the BBB (Business Buttkissers Bureau).
Very good.
Isn’t that Hilton Clinary?
I don’t know. There does seem to be a resemblance. Sharp eye.
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