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Bars On Migrant Kids' Cages To Be Painted Rainbow Colors For Pride Month
Babylon Bee ^ | 6/02/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 06/03/2021 9:20:21 AM PDT by BipolarBob

SAN DIEGO, CA—So powerful! Biden-appointed Border Czar Kamala Harris is addressing the worsening border crisis this month by painting the metal bars of migrant cages the colors of the Pride Rainbow.

"Gracias Señora Harris!" said one 7-year-old boy named Pablo as ICE agents painted the bars of his holding facility. "Muy bonito!"

The young immigrant child was then placed in solitary confinement for saying "bonito" instead of "bonitx."

The Biden administration has confirmed a whole month of pride-themed decor and festivities are planned for the suffering migrants being held at the border-- including drag shows and intersectional slam poetry sessions around the clock. "Listen folks--" said Biden. "Poor kids care about Pride Month just as much as white kids!"

Media outlets are praising the move as a "tremendous step forward towards deprogramming thousands of devout Catholic immigrants to be more open and inclusive."


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee

1 posted on 06/03/2021 9:20:21 AM PDT by BipolarBob
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To: BipolarBob

Funny stuff. But wait, no androgynous pinatas?


2 posted on 06/03/2021 9:22:38 AM PDT by monkeyshine (live and let live is dead)
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To: BipolarBob; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; DoodleBob; EveningStar; Gefn; ...

DANG!


3 posted on 06/03/2021 9:34:55 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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To: monkeyshine
But wait, no androgynous pinatas?

No, because you beat on a pinata with a stick. Donald Trump pinatas only.
4 posted on 06/03/2021 9:36:11 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (Where do comic book heroes and villains get their doctorates?)
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To: BipolarBob

It really bothers me that the rainbow has been hijacked to mean this. I do mosaics and would like to do a rainbow, but it’s interpretation would be immediately viewed as something to do with gay pride.


5 posted on 06/03/2021 9:36:59 AM PDT by HollyB
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To: HollyB

In the ‘70s when I was in my wonder years, the rainbow meant exactly that.

A prism of color and an artistic reference.

Do your art! Call it “A Rainbow”


6 posted on 06/03/2021 9:45:52 AM PDT by Eddie01
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To: monkeyshine

The funny thing is that the sarcasm intended might be reality in a week.


7 posted on 06/03/2021 9:51:55 AM PDT by richardtavor ( )
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To: HollyB

You are correct. They hijack that which is innocent and pure to confuse the young and impressionable. No wonder God calls them abominable.


8 posted on 06/03/2021 9:56:25 AM PDT by BipolarBob (I wish I was 14 again so I could ruin my life in a completely different way. I've got ideas.)
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To: Eddie01

Thank you for your reply <3


9 posted on 06/03/2021 11:25:36 AM PDT by HollyB
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To: BipolarBob

Okay, it’s the Babylon Bee. It wouldn’t have surprised me if this article had been printed in the New York Times.


10 posted on 06/03/2021 11:32:16 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: BipolarBob

They forgot to say Biden wants to do the painting.


11 posted on 06/03/2021 11:34:40 AM PDT by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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To: BipolarBob

Would anyone be surprised if they actually did this??


12 posted on 06/03/2021 11:42:01 AM PDT by rockabyebaby (THE BEST IS YET TO COME - (PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP)
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To: BipolarBob

they will probably use lead based paint


13 posted on 06/03/2021 11:57:00 AM PDT by dirtymac ( Now Is The Time For All Good Men To ComeTo The Aid Of Their Country! NOW)
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To: BipolarBob

Tomorrow’s news today.


14 posted on 06/03/2021 1:50:47 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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