[Diana in Wisconsin]

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Wisconsin Cows are bad MOO-ther-Fockers!

*Ba-Dump-Dump*

“Thanks! I’ll be here all week! Try the Veal and don’t forget to ‘tip’ your Waitress!”

[Mathews]

Those cows are looking a little scrawny...

[Clutch Martin]

Steers?

[Seruzawa]

Er, How do you even have a high speed chase with a Cavalier?

[rellic]

Don’t you guys feed your cattle?
I own Charolais/Angus mixes usually
and mine are a lot healthier looking
and bigger than those.

[Ben Hecks]

Those cows demonstrated an udderly cavalier attitude during the entire incident.

[heavy metal]

eat mor chickin...

[spokeshave]

I think the reporter is milking the story.

[EinNYC]

Those cows look like a mix of Jersey, Holsteins, Guernseys and maybe some Brown Swiss. Very skinny, poor things. Would dairy farmers have a herd of many breeds or are these steers? Whatever, they need much better care than they are getting.

[Grampa Dave]

Another slow moooving story!

[bunkerhill7]

He was guilty of a moooving violation.

[CheshireTheCat]

Cavaliers are not known for being able to make tight steering moves in a pinch, I herd.

[Clay Moore]

Gary Larson please pick up the white courtesy phone.

[minnesota_bound]

The cattle’s reward was to be turned into delicious steaks and hamburgers.

[Mashood]

Remember: even the poorest cow wears a leather coat.

[redinIllinois]

Thanks Wisconsin :)