Safe at Last!

email from friend | 6/2/2021 | unknown

[sodpoodle]

Took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the National Rifle Assoc. sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today. HOT DAMN SAFE AT LAST!!

Hot Damn..Safe at last !!!

[sodpoodle]

Moving from SC to Va in a few days. Lotta stress;(

[PGalt]

: )

[sodpoodle]

Sure is comforting that FR is back.

Can we please limit the number of COVID and Meghan Markle threads?????

[A strike]

DUDE, that kicks A !

[equaviator]

Sometimes the police are only there to make you feel safe in various unsafe environments and situations. The media and their principle (D) benefactors seem to want to instill an irrational fear, even though you are probably not in harm's way. Don't be one of their useful idiots with any of that "compassionate conservatism" because they will exploit and try to take advantage. Understand that it is safe to assume that they will do that given less than half a chance. Attack, exploit and exacerbate their feelings of chronic low self-esteem and get them to wake up to the inherent inferiority of their ideologies. Have little, if any, concern for their further-weakened psyches (and rightly so) and continually drive home the point that it's coming to an end for them, and that life goes on as it should without them and their crazy criminal schemes. Let them reap what they've sown and then some, and know that it's okay to be somewhat gloating over it, especially among actual friends.

[Mr Radical]

But I only look in for the Meghan Markle updates!!!!!

[maddog55]

Good one!

[drwoof]

Love it!

[AppyPappy]

Probably the opposite.
Where in Virginia?

[CodeJockey]

Major fail.

When you were flying your Rebel flag, National Rifle Assoc. sticker, and an presumably an American flag too, the FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies would be surveilling your more than if you had a the other stuff you mentioned.

[I want the USA back]

Unfortunate but true commentary on life in the USA of today.

[BDParrish]

FR is back?
Hope so. I feared we were breaking apart over anti-vaxx/anti-antivaxx. There are a few hostiles that need zotted before there is a split. I am confident the danger is passed, that the hostility has peaked and is in decline. The freepathon is going quite well. Always in the church splits that I have seen, the good people just leave with no explanation. I believe and trust that wiser ones than I are guarding FR.

Why do we never hear of the Viking kitties anymore?
The smell of ozone?
Occasionally you do still hear the word “Zot!”
Some of the kittens are now in Valhalla, they are missed...(sigh).
A meme or theme can go out of fashion.

[Georgia Girl 2]

You realize VA is now enemy territory right? 😉

[no-to-illegals]

Hugh Smile !

[BDParrish]

And thanks for the laugh.
FReegards!
BrianD