Well, Cortana is a hottie. Undoubtedly the last straw for Melinda.
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It’s a shame Siri doesn’t have a hot body like Cortana.
DANG!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Cortana: Bill, here are the results on your search ‘10 year old boys near me.’
3 posted on
05/19/2021 9:38:49 AM PDT by
PGR88
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
OK these bee posts often get old. But this one was funny just reading the title.
4 posted on
05/19/2021 9:41:41 AM PDT by
Revel
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Cortana can’t help it. She is who she is. Siri and Alexa are just jealous.
5 posted on
05/19/2021 9:42:45 AM PDT by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Cortana recently started sending me daily emails, to nag me about messages she thinks I should have acted on, etc. She has NO IDEA, and it just pisses me off to have to delete her stupid message, every morning. Why does she think she is so important as to try to tell me what to do?
6 posted on
05/19/2021 9:43:52 AM PDT by
NEMDF
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Rumor has it Gates and Bezos engaged in swapping with Cortana and Alexa... Ww
7 posted on
05/19/2021 9:43:53 AM PDT by
ImJustAnotherOkie
(All I know is The I read in the papers.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"...Data logs show that her source code was altered on numerous occasions to make her say things like ‘I love you too, Bill’ and ‘Have you been working out?..." Hahahahahaha...those folks at Babylon Bee are just great!
8 posted on
05/19/2021 9:50:22 AM PDT by
rlmorel
(Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I would have thought Bill was more into Clippy
9 posted on
05/19/2021 9:50:53 AM PDT by
Jan_Sobieski
(Sanctification)
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11 posted on
05/19/2021 9:52:29 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
GOT ME AGAIN......took three sentences to realize
13 posted on
05/19/2021 9:59:04 AM PDT by
drSteve78
(Je suis deplorable. WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The Edge development team knew and was blackmailing Gates the whole time. That’s the only explanation for why it’s still around.
14 posted on
05/19/2021 9:59:28 AM PDT by
jz638
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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Worse, I hear he was also chasing around with Clippie...
22 posted on
05/19/2021 10:32:09 AM PDT by
Demiurge2
(Define your terms!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Wrong. NOBODY uses Cortana! :)
26 posted on
05/19/2021 11:04:40 AM PDT by
NohSpinZone
(First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
28 posted on
05/19/2021 12:00:35 PM PDT by
dynachrome
("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I thought Cortana had the hots for Master Sargent from "Halo''.
29 posted on
05/19/2021 2:04:45 PM PDT by
jmacusa
(America. Founded by geniuses . Now governed by idiots.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
30 posted on
05/19/2021 2:40:23 PM PDT by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; Abby4116; afraidfortherepublic; aft_lizard; AF_Blue; AppyPappy; arnoldc1; ...
Geez, I can't believe nobody pinged me on this....
Cortana the "Other Woman" ... PING!
You can find all the Windows Ping list threads with FR search: just search on keyword "windowspinglist".But hey, who could blame him...
31 posted on
05/22/2021 6:02:47 PM PDT by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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