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Well, Cortana is a hottie. Undoubtedly the last straw for Melinda.
1 posted on 05/19/2021 9:36:43 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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It’s a shame Siri doesn’t have a hot body like Cortana.

DANG!


2 posted on 05/19/2021 9:37:54 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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Cortana: Bill, here are the results on your search ‘10 year old boys near me.’


3 posted on 05/19/2021 9:38:49 AM PDT by PGR88
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OK these bee posts often get old. But this one was funny just reading the title.


4 posted on 05/19/2021 9:41:41 AM PDT by Revel
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Cortana can’t help it. She is who she is. Siri and Alexa are just jealous.


5 posted on 05/19/2021 9:42:45 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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Cortana recently started sending me daily emails, to nag me about messages she thinks I should have acted on, etc. She has NO IDEA, and it just pisses me off to have to delete her stupid message, every morning. Why does she think she is so important as to try to tell me what to do?


6 posted on 05/19/2021 9:43:52 AM PDT by NEMDF
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Rumor has it Gates and Bezos engaged in swapping with Cortana and Alexa... Ww


7 posted on 05/19/2021 9:43:53 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is The I read in the papers.)
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"...Data logs show that her source code was altered on numerous occasions to make her say things like ‘I love you too, Bill’ and ‘Have you been working out?..."

Hahahahahaha...those folks at Babylon Bee are just great!

8 posted on 05/19/2021 9:50:22 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
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I would have thought Bill was more into Clippy


9 posted on 05/19/2021 9:50:53 AM PDT by Jan_Sobieski (Sanctification)
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11 posted on 05/19/2021 9:52:29 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
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GOT ME AGAIN......took three sentences to realize


13 posted on 05/19/2021 9:59:04 AM PDT by drSteve78 (Je suis deplorable. WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE)
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The Edge development team knew and was blackmailing Gates the whole time. That’s the only explanation for why it’s still around.


14 posted on 05/19/2021 9:59:28 AM PDT by jz638
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20 posted on 05/19/2021 10:08:25 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Worse, I hear he was also chasing around with Clippie...


22 posted on 05/19/2021 10:32:09 AM PDT by Demiurge2 (Define your terms!)
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Wrong. NOBODY uses Cortana! :)


26 posted on 05/19/2021 11:04:40 AM PDT by NohSpinZone (First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
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Siri is my love.


28 posted on 05/19/2021 12:00:35 PM PDT by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
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I thought Cortana had the hots for Master Sargent from "Halo''.
29 posted on 05/19/2021 2:04:45 PM PDT by jmacusa (America. Founded by geniuses . Now governed by idiots.)
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30 posted on 05/19/2021 2:40:23 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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Geez, I can't believe nobody pinged me on this....

Cortana the "Other Woman" ... PING!

You can find all the Windows Ping list threads with FR search: just search on keyword "windowspinglist".

But hey, who could blame him...


31 posted on 05/22/2021 6:02:47 PM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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