[BipolarBob]

There you have it. Tips to make Mothers Day better. I hope this helps.

[BipolarBob]

Format is my friend. What happened?

[rigelkentaurus]

Pro tips included in this article!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Give your kids unlimited glitter and glue to make a card. -- Tell them to knock themselves out. And be sure to do it over the carpet. It's the gift she'll get to remember and lovingly reflect on every time she vacuums until the heat death of the universe.

Oy!

The rest is ok but that is down right evil.

I mean burn the house down evil.

Even if you do that, strip down, run through the sprinklers and buy everything new the glitter will follow you to your new home and sneak into your underwear.

[Seruzawa]

I don’t give mother’s day gifts to my wife. She’s not my mother. The kids do it. Maybe liberal households are different since all liberals are motherf***ers.

[DesertRhino]

I got a pop up ad today from Peleton saying to “Give mom pop rides and pilates”.

I’m not in marketing or anything, but that seems much more appropriate for fathers day.

[aimhigh]

Your wife will really love you if you install a heated toilet seat.

[faucetman]

I think it is a silly idea. I NEVER get my wife ANYTHING for “Mother’s Day”.

She is NOT my mother!

Even though she is “A” mother, of our only child, that also doesn’t make her MY mother.

Her/our worthless son will not get her anything for mother’s day either. Not even a card!

Time is fleeting. They will soon be gone. Do it NOW! While you can.

For all of you who have great mothers who are still living (mine is not) Get them flowers, tell them you love them, visit and spend time with them. They don’t need or want some clunky gift.

[minnesota_bound]

Leave money on the table.