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This Dystopian Biker Airbag Crash Vest Only Saves Your Ass If Your Subscription Is Paid Up
jalopnik.com ^

Posted on 05/05/2021 10:10:29 AM PDT by ameribbean expat

$399 for the basic vest, then if you want it to actually, you know, work, you have to pay a $12/month subscription fee, or you can pay $120 per year for the privilege of having the thing you bought do the thing you bought it for.

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Our pal Aaron Gordon over at Vice was looking into this as well, and he found that there’s a weeks’ grace period if a card is declined.

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...I really don’t like the trend in the automotive world to make features subscription-based, like in-app purchases in some dumb phone game.

BMW is trying this with features like heated seats, Volkswagen is considering pay-on-demand extra range options, Tesla is using subscriptions for a number of features, which don’t even necessarily stick around for the lifetime of the car.

On some basic level, all of these types of things suck, because they’re all about blocking access to features already built into your car, which is just a reminder that we’re approaching a world where you don’t really own the things you own.

(Excerpt) Read more at jalopnik.com ...


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When accountants rule the world.
1 posted on 05/05/2021 10:10:29 AM PDT by ameribbean expat
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To: ameribbean expat

$399 for the basic vest, then if you want it to actually, you know, work, you have to pay a $12/month subscription fee,

https://webmail.lerctr.org/~transit/healy/chicken.wav


2 posted on 05/05/2021 10:12:38 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: ameribbean expat

Years ago IBM had two laser printer models. One generated 6 pages a minute, the other, which cost more, made 10 pages per minute. The only difference was the firmware chip. Electronically/mechanically, they were the SAME printer.


3 posted on 05/05/2021 10:15:46 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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To: ameribbean expat

And don’t forget the advertising they can leverage based on that “coerced” subscription.


4 posted on 05/05/2021 10:16:41 AM PDT by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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To: ameribbean expat

Silly headline. The $12/mo is to LEASE it


5 posted on 05/05/2021 10:17:07 AM PDT by montag813 ("Fallen, fallen, is Babylon the Great")
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To: martin_fierro

I will be commemorating my 50th Biker Year in 2022. I have had 5 bikes, the last one a 93FXR which I have ridden for28 years.

Laconia, Daytona, Countless Toy Runs, Poker Runs, Rallies, and nine Rolling Thunders later, I think I can safely say that I know NOBODY who would even be remotely interested in a stupid scam like that.

Biker Hooligan Ping!


6 posted on 05/05/2021 10:23:09 AM PDT by left that other site (If you do not stand firm in your faith, you will not stand at all. (Isaiah 7:9))
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To: Dr. Sivana

IBM did this with computers too.

In another case study an IBM computer architecture and design team did too good a job and produced a midrange ( cheaper) computer that was faster than expected, so they detuned it. Didn’t want to cannibalize their more expensive hardware.

They more recently had products that could be turned on to enable more hardware execution threads for a price.

See “The Innovators Dilemma”.


7 posted on 05/05/2021 10:28:00 AM PDT by takebackaustin
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To: Dr. Sivana

—”only difference was the firmware chip.”

You can become ludicrous about that sort of thing if you own a Tesla!


8 posted on 05/05/2021 10:28:18 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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To: ameribbean expat

The words “tar” and “feathers” seem to come to mind.


9 posted on 05/05/2021 10:29:42 AM PDT by Seruzawa (The political Left is the Garden of Eden of Incompetence - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: ameribbean expat

Not accountants, this comes from subscription based web services. Everything has a subscription cost now. Its the pay to play model.


10 posted on 05/05/2021 10:31:57 AM PDT by zaxtres (`)
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To: zaxtres

“In the future, you will own nothing.”


11 posted on 05/05/2021 10:33:52 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy ("I see you did something -- why you so racist?")
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To: takebackaustin

I have a boat motor that is rated at 15 hp. A totally identical in every way (but for a different carburetor) motor is rated at 9.9 hp.


12 posted on 05/05/2021 10:39:18 AM PDT by Don W (When blacks riot, neighbourhoods and cities burn. When whites riot, nations and continents burn.)
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To: ameribbean expat
BMW is trying this with features like heated seats

I thought paying to keep the electronics functioning in your German brand was already expected.

13 posted on 05/05/2021 10:44:25 AM PDT by Gunslingr3
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To: ameribbean expat

It sounds ludicrous, but consider this: the company’s liability doesn’t go away, ever.
For as long as the user owns and wears the vest they are potentially liable for any injuries the user sustains while wearing it.
So litigation may be part of the reason for this asinine policy.


14 posted on 05/05/2021 11:15:59 AM PDT by Little Ray (Corporations don't pay taxes. They collect them.)
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15 posted on 05/05/2021 11:35:01 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

Add this Road King rider to your list please!


16 posted on 05/05/2021 11:37:29 AM PDT by vpintheak (Live free, or die!)
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To: martin_fierro

Please add me to the ping list!


17 posted on 05/05/2021 11:39:08 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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To: ameribbean expat

Whomever invented it had a great idea, and then became a greedy jerk about it.


18 posted on 05/05/2021 11:55:02 AM PDT by monkeyshine (live and let live is dead)
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To: ameribbean expat

Let me guess - if you get into a crash, the vest gets on the Internet, contacts home base to see if you’re paid up, and if so, it deploys...about 10 seconds too late, though.


19 posted on 05/05/2021 12:14:00 PM PDT by BobL (TheDonald.win is now Patriots.win)
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To: ClearCase_guy

“In the future, you will own nothing.”

You own nothing now. It can all be taken away.


20 posted on 05/06/2021 1:19:05 AM PDT by zaxtres (`)
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