Axe lanes. Why didn’t I think of that? Can’t wait to see the assault course...

Did these people not watch that video about the families fighting at the seafood restaurant?
Wait until MADAT hears about this!
Mothers Against Drunk Axe Throwing
Smashin’!
Especially after some Ned decides he’s Begbie...
I've seen videos. Never sounded like a good idea to me to serve alcohol to a bunch of people throwing axes.
I have watched axe throwing on TV a couple of times, and one of the major sponsors of the show was an insurance company that provides coverage for axe throwers.
I started throwing hawks around 1980. I still have my very fist hawk heads. Your handle needs to be around 17-18 inches long. Start about 12 feet from your target. Hawk blade facing target and handle will be facing down when it sticks. Take two big steps back and throw with the hawk blade facing backwards and hawk will stick with handle pointing up.
Wow journalists/writers are so intelligent now a days. The bar actually hurls axes huh. Didn’t say patrons or people but the bar itself hurls axes. That would be a miracle since the bar has no legs or arms to use to hurl the axe. Yep, great education system we have.
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WORKED IN THE NORTH SEA {LITERALLY) FOR YEARS. BASED OUT OF ABERDEEN. GOT TO KNOW THE GRANITE CITY, AND SCOTS, PRETTY WELL. DRUNKEN BELLIGERENT SCOTS AND THROWING AXES.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG???