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Austrian Man Fined For 'Provocatively Farting At Police' Has Fine Reduced
LADBible ^ | 4/9/2021 | Claire Reed

Posted on 04/12/2021 9:59:16 AM PDT by simpson96

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1 posted on 04/12/2021 9:59:16 AM PDT by simpson96
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2 posted on 04/12/2021 10:00:32 AM PDT by real saxophonist (Yeah, well, y'know that's just like, uhh... your opinion, man)
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3 posted on 04/12/2021 10:00:38 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Because it was only in their ‘general direction’?................


4 posted on 04/12/2021 10:00:52 AM PDT by Red Badger ("We've always been at war with Climate Change, Winston."..............................)
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I can think of worse things that take place on park benches.


5 posted on 04/12/2021 10:01:56 AM PDT by ryderann
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I can think of worse things that take place on park benches.

Eyeing little girls with bad intent?

6 posted on 04/12/2021 10:02:49 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Always remember to fart in a respective manner. Maybe say “I made this for you, and I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.”


7 posted on 04/12/2021 10:02:55 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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Jeez. Aussie cops are woke too, I guess.

“Mom, he farted at me! Boo hoo hoo.”


8 posted on 04/12/2021 10:04:57 AM PDT by Seruzawa (The political Left is the Garden of Eden of Incompetence - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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Do not believe everything you read on the internet.

“Abe Lincoln”


9 posted on 04/12/2021 10:08:20 AM PDT by 4bye4
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“But the sound must have ‘communicative intent’, which this bloke’s fart didn’t, according to the court.”

How can the court say that? He most definitely had communicative intent.


10 posted on 04/12/2021 10:09:11 AM PDT by jerseyman
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They are at it again in the Homeland.

It must be the sauerkraut.


11 posted on 04/12/2021 10:10:06 AM PDT by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism:http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html) )
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”Jeez. Aussie cops are woke too, I guess.“

Not Australian; Austrian.

12 posted on 04/12/2021 10:13:08 AM PDT by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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Lol...


13 posted on 04/12/2021 10:13:53 AM PDT by sit-rep ( )
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The charges got plea bargained down from a Frump to a Theet.
14 posted on 04/12/2021 10:15:55 AM PDT by 4yearlurker ("My brain has a mind of it's own!"-what my 8 year old granddaughter told me.)
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some people and the crap they do...


15 posted on 04/12/2021 10:16:49 AM PDT by heavy metal (smiling improves your face value as well as making people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
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Ooops.

“Was you gefahrten zu uns? Mutter, hilfe uns. Ich neede safenspacenroums.”


16 posted on 04/12/2021 10:18:51 AM PDT by Seruzawa (The political Left is the Garden of Eden of Incompetence - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: heavy metal

Here I sit, broken-hearted....


17 posted on 04/12/2021 10:19:11 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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18 posted on 04/12/2021 10:20:02 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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The force claimed the man stood up, looked directly at the officers and 'let go a massive intestinal wind apparently with full intent' after he was asked to confirm his identity.

"Your Honor, the State intends to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the Accused did willfully, and with malice aforethought, break wind in the general vicinity of the Plaintiffs.

Question: How do you prove intent? Maybe he intended to fart, but that doesn't mean that he intended to direct any offense towards anyone.

And it was in a park, for goodness sakes! Not, e.g., in the back of a crowded squad car - or (Um Gotteswillen!) - during a rectal examination.

Regards,

19 posted on 04/12/2021 10:28:09 AM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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Eyeing little girls with bad intent?

Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes ...

20 posted on 04/12/2021 10:32:07 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Orchides Forum Trahite - Cordes Et Mentes Veniant)
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