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Whitmer blames Florida for covid outbreak in her state (satire)
Liberal Lunacy ^ | 4/12/21 | Liberal Lunacy Staff

Posted on 04/12/2021 7:33:23 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32

(Lansing, MI.) A source close to Governor Whitmer of Michigan has confirmed the Governor is privately blaming Florida for the Covid outbreak in her state.

“I simply can't believe Florida would open up and grant their citizens the freedom to move about without masks or social distancing, leaving those decisions to the people. That is irresponsible leadership”.

“Michigan had hundred of thousands, possibly millions of spring breakers who went to Florida to participate in spring break activities in Daytona Beach, Miami, Destin, Pensacola Beach and other locations without the Florida state government demanding masks and social distancing. We had things firmly under control until this disaster”.

“It's obvious these students became infected while there, and returned home before they became contagious and once here, caused the new outbreak that's occurring”.

“In the interest of bi-partisanship, and to help open states help closed states, we believe it's in the best interest of society in general, and our hold on power specifically, to have open states lock down, demand masking and social distancing and to prevent the independent movement of their citizens until those in charge, or the esteemed Dr. Fauci, decide otherwise”.

Developing..


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: anthonyfauci; daytonabeach; destin; florida; gestapogretchen; gretchenwhitmer; humor; miami; michigan; pensacolabeach; satire

1 posted on 04/12/2021 7:33:23 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Lol. Yeah ok. How about tell them they can’t go to Florida. You allowed your citizens to move about.. Because it’s there right to be able to.


2 posted on 04/12/2021 7:37:54 AM PDT by glimmerman70
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

I for one would welcome seeing less Michigan plates trolling our Fl cities and beaches. Put a wall up around your State Whitless to keep your people in.


3 posted on 04/12/2021 7:39:27 AM PDT by Autonomous User (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Wow! What a dipstick. She blames Florida for an upsurge in her state? How stupid is that?


4 posted on 04/12/2021 7:40:01 AM PDT by maxwellsmart_agent
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Scroll all the way down to the bottom of the site’s webpage:

DISCLAIMER: The stories on this page are not real, and exist only in the demented mind of the author


5 posted on 04/12/2021 7:43:30 AM PDT by Afterguard (Deplorable me! )
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Whitmer is toast. Nobody’s going to want to be reminded of this debacle. Leave it all in the middle of nowhere, including her.


6 posted on 04/12/2021 7:55:08 AM PDT by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

How can Michigan people get covid if they are wearing masks? Don’t the masks protect?


7 posted on 04/12/2021 7:55:18 AM PDT by JerryBlackwell (some animals are more equal than others)
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To: maxwellsmart_agent

Well, as long as Gretchen Dearest doesn’t think she had anything to do with the COVID-19 Wuhan virus spike in cases in Michigan, somebody else has to be to blame.

Can’t possibly be a totally illogical and long discredited notion that everybody and everything should stay locked down.


8 posted on 04/12/2021 8:01:16 AM PDT by alloysteel (¡Viva la Revolución! It worked for Castro....)
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To: Afterguard

The story is So close to being real one doesn’t know anymore! LOL


9 posted on 04/12/2021 8:02:31 AM PDT by Autonomous User (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

We here in the South laugh at the people of Michigan for electing such a dumbazz as Whitmer. Y’all keep your masks on, and socially distance all you want. Meanwhile, we will go on with life without communist dictators trying to control our lives.


10 posted on 04/12/2021 8:04:34 AM PDT by RobertoinAL
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To: RobertoinAL

It is a virus it spreads .....you can slow the spread but not stop it...Fools all


11 posted on 04/12/2021 8:10:00 AM PDT by Hojczyk ( )
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12 posted on 04/12/2021 8:11:03 AM PDT by Eddie01
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

I heard a Biden medical expert on CBS This Morning say Michigan is in bad shape because how well they handled it.


13 posted on 04/12/2021 8:13:25 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: Eddie01

thanks for the pic. WHITMER IS EVIL


14 posted on 04/12/2021 8:35:32 AM PDT by PGalt (past peak civilization?)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

It might be satire however one of Whitner’s staff went to Florida last week...


15 posted on 04/12/2021 2:35:06 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Rest In PEACE, Rush H. Limbaugh III. You are missed already...)
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