How can adults eat ketchup?
Ah, a punster eh?
Ive noticed that places such as Denny’s, used to have bottles.of ketchup and salt and pepper shakers on the tables. They took those away as a response to the pandemic. The story about ketchup here should also apply to salt and pepper and mustard.
Raise your culinary IQ and use Steak Sauce or some other better condiment:-)
Just buy your own. Those little packets are good for much anyhow and they are a ticking timebomb if you keep them in a drawer until they burst/leak.
Hundreds of Heinz and Weis generic ketchup bottles at Weis Markets, here in York. No shortage of “Navy Gravy”.
Whenever I ask the clerk at a fast food restaurant for ketchup, he/she almost invariably gives me a huge handful when I only need 2 or 3 packets.
If they rationed them better maybe they wouldn’t have a shortage.
That woman in Memphis at the drive thru was enraged into impulsive gun violence by slow service.
What will she feel about being given a bag of fries with no ketchup? Let’s not even think about it.
This must mean that the carry out is only edible if the taste is hidden with ketchup.
There’s a combined KFC and A&W near me, and when I order a cheeseburger they would always put way too much mustard and ketchup on, so that it oozed out the sides and made a sloppy mess. So the other day I asked them to eliminate the ketchup. Their response was to double the mustard, so it was still oozing out.
Woke restaurants
Don’t put salt and pepper or ketchup on the table
Jackasses
Start charging for ketchup packets.
Problem solved.
“Say, man, I can count on you to be discreet, right?
“I dig, brother. What you need? Weed? Snow? Extacy? You need it, I got it.”
“Got ketchup packets?”
“Hey, that’s original, man. Do you snort it or smoke it?
“I just tear it and smear it on my fries.”
“I dig! I dig!...”
I did notice the other day at the supermarket all the “high end” boutique ketchup options were gone, and it’s just Heinz and the generics left on the shelf. Couldn’t even get tangy Hunts and that’s a Midwestern staple.
Geeze now I kinda feel bad for all the packet I’ve thrown out. I hate ketchup, so any packets I get go straight to the trash.
Darn it. It’s not ketchup, it’s tomato gravy!
This is how ‘fake’ shortages start. Although the last couple of attempts have not been successful. The ‘coin’ shortage a few months back; the ‘meat’ shortage etc. Although the Toilet Paper one sure worked. What does that say about us? :O