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First, this commercial is playing almost every commercial break on most news stations. Is anyone else sick of it yet?

It's always guns with these people! Most responsible parents lock up their weapons, especially if they notice changes in their teenagers emotional state.

The most frequent methods used by teenagers are hanging, jumping from high places, and overdosing on pills or other poisons.

Let's propose alternate endings.....

"Dad opens the door and finds Cameron dead, not from a gunshot, but an overdose from his Mom's valium tablets....."

Before you flame me about being insensitive, well, yes I am......

1 posted on 04/01/2021 9:01:29 AM PDT by nevergore
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To: nevergore

The Ad Council is an evil, government-subsidized malignancy.

Their ads are always so condescending.

I’m surprised they haven’t had one on the proper way to wipe your Obama.

They probably just haven’t thought of it yet.


2 posted on 04/01/2021 9:05:38 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Anti-racism looks suspiciously like racism.)
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To: nevergore

Wouldn’t have happened if dad was allowed to pack heat at work.


3 posted on 04/01/2021 9:09:43 AM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: nevergore

A gun-nut friend of mine told me he got good at home gunsmithing because he was afraid of his dad coming home and finding the bolts of his guns reduced to there basic parts. Said he could reassemble one in less time than it took for his dad to get out of the car and get inside the door.


4 posted on 04/01/2021 9:19:26 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: nevergore

Tragically ironic that the real cause of the suicide could be the CDC’s and the Democrat’s policies related to COVID-19. More young people are suicidal now than previously due to social isolation, anxiety and despair brought on by the Democrats. Thanks Dr. Fauci, nice job.


7 posted on 04/01/2021 9:24:05 AM PDT by freeandfreezing (Do I need the sarcasm tag for the last sentence?)
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To: nevergore

“Hi dad! I installed those new sights like you asked me!”


10 posted on 04/01/2021 9:32:00 AM PDT by rockrr ( Everything is different now...)
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To: nevergore

“Let’s propose alternate endings.....”

Dad forgot he left the gun in his car and the kid was in the locked room with a box of kleenex and dad’s Playboy?


11 posted on 04/01/2021 9:36:20 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: nevergore

Exactly. Lock them in a safe. You can buy a safe that takes seconds to open.


19 posted on 04/01/2021 10:25:47 AM PDT by packagingguy
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