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‘Mr. Biden, Why Are You A Total Loser?’ Asks New White House Reporter Ronald Crump
Babylon Bee ^
| 03/25/2021
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 03/26/2021 11:17:04 AM PDT by BipolarBob
WASHINGTON, D.C.—At Biden's first press conference today, most of the questions were thoughtful and pointed, with reporters asking things like "Why are you so amazing?" and "We demand you tell us your secret to being so incredible!"
But one reporter went further than the others. The reporter, a new CNN recruit, Ronald Crump, jumped up and asked, "Mr. Biden, why are you a total loser?"
"Hey, come on, Jack!" Biden replied. "That's just uncalled for."
"What's uncalled for is how much of a sad, pathetic, no-good failure you are!" Crump replied, twirling his mustache.
"Come on up here, pal, and we'll have a good ol' round of fisticuffs to settle this once and for all!" Biden replied as Secret Service held him back. Finally, a shepherd's crook came from offstage and yoinked him out of there before a fight occurred.
"See? This guy can't even answer a simple question. Sad!" Crump replied.
At publishing time, Crump had calmly climbed up the stage and began answering questions for the next three hours, claiming it was "out of habit" from an old job he used to have.
TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; ronaldcrump
This Ronald Crump sounds like my kind of reporter. Somebody we could get behind.
To: BipolarBob
I need to make it a point to check on sources BEFORE reading. LOL
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posted on
03/26/2021 11:20:22 AM PDT
by
Maudeen
(https://www.ThereIsHopeInJesus.com/ https://www.patburt.com)
To: Maudeen
LMAO! MeTOO!! I almost entered until I saw the BEE!!!
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posted on
03/26/2021 11:22:36 AM PDT
by
SgtHooper
(If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
To: BipolarBob
Wouldn’t it be funny if Trump got press credentials?
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posted on
03/26/2021 11:24:27 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself)
To: BipolarBob
And he’s white?
Aren’t we suppose approve of white people?
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posted on
03/26/2021 11:27:25 AM PDT
by
Leep
(Save America. Lock down Joe Biden!)
To: BipolarBob
Ronald Crump and Donald Trump? You can’t be serious.
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posted on
03/26/2021 11:27:27 AM PDT
by
Jim W N
(MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
To: Jim W N
I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.
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posted on
03/26/2021 11:28:31 AM PDT
by
monkeyshine
(live and let live is dead)
To: BipolarBob
OK, I bit. I sure WISH there was a Ronald Crump reporter.
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posted on
03/26/2021 11:29:19 AM PDT
by
Jim W N
(MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
To: BipolarBob
SO funny .... I think Ronald Crump, reporter, should be a regular feature, reporting on various issues regarding the Biden REGIME. The memes, the memes ... endless.
Some intrepid reporter should ask Biden about Ronald Crump - “Mr. Biden, Ronald Crump reported the other day that you are a total loser ... what do you have to say about his comments?” Can you imagine the confusion - Ronald Crump’s pic isn’t in Biden’s cheat book.
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posted on
03/26/2021 11:29:29 AM PDT
by
Qiviut
(2020 Election steal result: We are beginning our "40 years of wandering in the Wilderness".)
To: monkeyshine
To: BipolarBob
” Crump replied, twirling his mustache.”
Nice touch with the mustache...
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posted on
03/26/2021 11:31:15 AM PDT
by
newfreep
(“Leftism, under all of its brand names, is a severe, violent & evil mental disorder.”)
To: BipolarBob
‘Mr. Biden, Why Are You A Total Loser?’ Asks New White House Reporter Ronald Crump
Partner, "Joe Biden is a second class Congenital Liar" and he shows us why he has both "Alzheimer's and Demenia" at the same time.
Joe Biden will go down as the "Lousiest President ever in our book".
Jimmah Carter must be jumping up and clicking his shoes together saying there are 2 presidents that are worst than myself.
To: newfreep
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posted on
03/26/2021 11:35:26 AM PDT
by
newfreep
(“Leftism, under all of its brand names, is a severe, violent & evil mental disorder.”)
To: BipolarBob
Damn.... I was hoping this wasn’t satire.
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posted on
03/26/2021 11:37:06 AM PDT
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
("I don't come from money. I come from the opposite of money. I come from... no money." - Ron White)
To: monkeyshine
“The fog is getting thicker.”
“And Leon is getting larger!”
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posted on
03/26/2021 11:37:57 AM PDT
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
("I don't come from money. I come from the opposite of money. I come from... no money." - Ron White)
To: Whenifhow; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; ...
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posted on
03/26/2021 11:39:09 AM PDT
by
bitt
(America is the Home of the Brave, not the regime of the silenced.)
To: Osage Orange
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posted on
03/26/2021 12:00:57 PM PDT
by
bitt
(America is the Home of the Brave, not the regime of the silenced.)
To: bitt
Funny...but not.
We have a disaster for a POTUS..and people should know it.
Alas most people have no clue.
This election was TOTALLY stolen....
And this country and the DIMS went along with it....
To: newfreep
It was funny, but not Babylon Bee funny until I put together who Ronald Crump really was. I think seeing that picture right away would have spoiled the delay action hilarity.
But I do like the glasses and moustasche.
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posted on
03/26/2021 12:21:11 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(The greatest threat to world freedom is the Chinese Communist Party and Joe Biden is their puppet.)
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