Posted on 03/25/2021 9:40:00 AM PDT by BipolarBob
U.S.—Citing confusion around their past support for Black Lives Matter, Planned Parenthood has launched a new campaign, "Born Lives Matter," to make sure people understand black lives only matter after they've been born.
"There was some initial confusion since our organization is responsible for ending the lives of millions of black children-- er, I mean fetuses," said CEO Iris E. Harvey. "It's important we clarify to the public that we didn't end any lives that actually mattered since only BORN black lives matter."
According to sources, abortion is the leading cause of death among black Americans. According to Planned Parenthood, however, it's not a cause of death at all among black Americans who matter.
"ONLY-- BORN-- BLACK-- LIVES-- MATTER," said Harvey, clapping between every word.
"Planned Parenthood hopes this new campaign will lessen some of the confusion," Harvey continued, "and allow us to continue our glorious mission of population control and eugen-- er, I mean, caring for women."
Wait... wot? That doesn’t make any.. oh...
The Bee
Conceived Lives Matter.
Baby-Murderers’ Lives Matter Not So Much.
The problem with this attempt at satire is that it is actually spot on to the underlying horror.
Speaking of the Babylon Bee, it got mentioned on Greg Kelly yesterday, when two ladies were talking about the women's empowerment conference headed by K. Harris and Bill Clinton. One of them said, "It sounds like a headline from the Babylon Bee." We laughed...
This couldn’t be true because they would have to oppose partial birth abortions.
So Planned Butcherhood didn’t mention 37% of abortions in the US kill black babies yet blacks only make up 13% of the US population did they?
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