Woman claims she wandered sewer system for 3 weeks until she was rescued

cbs austin ^ | March 24, 2021 | Becky Sawtelle

[bgill]

Floriduh woman.

What did she eat and drink?

[Magnum44]

Meth, its whats for breakfast.

[marktwain]

I was thinking: Was she on drugs...

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

She was hooking up with someone else and this is her hare brained plan to not have her bf find out.

[DouglasKC]

Baker acted? What the heck is that? And what reporter uses it without defining it?

[ConservativeMind]

Dogs find enough sustenance from eating their own poo.

[chuckee]

Her mother said she had a history of making bad decisions. Ya think!

[17th Miss Regt]

Just past the door she found a bottle on a table with a note on it. It said, “Drink me”.

[dayglored]

From the article:

Police said Kennedy appeared to be coherent and didn't feel she needed to be Baker Acted.

The police report states Kennedy's mother was contacted. She told police her daughter has a history of mental illness and is a frequent user of illegal narcotics.

She also said that her daughter has a history of doing odd things and making bad decisions.

Gee, ya think????

[dayglored]

LOL GMTA

[BradyLS]

Not believing. I could believe escaping from her “boyfriend” the day before.

[COBOL2Java]

What did she eat and drink?

You sure you want to know?

[TiGuy22]

Which politicians did she run in to?

[Pearls Before Swine]

Dogs find enough sustenance from eating their own poo.

I don't think that's literally true.

Your comment reminds of the time I interviewed someone for a sales position in our small engineering services company. The candidate said that he had previously worked for Terminix, and he was the only salesman there who had become certified as an exterminator to better know his product.

He added, "Did you know that cockroaches can survive on their own excrement?"

To which I replied, "Doesn't the efficiency of that run down eventually? Isn't there some sort of thermodynamic/entropic limit at play here?"

BTW, we hired him and he was good. But, he didn't answer my question.

[Jan_Sobieski]

Something’s not right. 3 weeks naked in a rat and snake infested sewer seems unbelievable

[Clutch Martin]

I aint even gonna wonder what she ate.

[dfwgator]

Well we know one thing, her immune system is pretty much bulletproof now, no worries about getting COVID.

[Flick Lives]

Woman claims she wandered sewer system for 3 weeks until she was rescued

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Then she realized she was in San Francisco.

[dsrtsage]

Perhaps she could have tried tunnels that sloped downwards

[Clay Moore]

“It’s no big deal.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKmGUIM1uAI