Putin Challenges Biden To Stair-Climbing Contest

Babylon Bee ^ | 3/19/2021 | Babylon Bee

[BipolarBob]

Well, that's the final insult. America has been humiliated by this man too long. It's bad enough he stole the election but we are now the laughingstock of the world.

[PROCON]

[rarestia]

Just want to make sure you know that the Bee is a satire site... Biden tripping up the stairs is just the latest in a series of gaffes. The left doesn’t care how we look. They WANT us to appear aloof. They hate America.

[House Atreides]

I have noticed that Biden has not challenged Putin to either a push-up contest on a “contest” of IQs. Those are the primary challenges that the nit-wit Biden issues but never actually participates in.

[mombonn]

Just when I think they can’t get any better!

[Sacajaweau]

OMG Too funny

[ClearCase_guy]

I think that, due to dementia,
Joe will have to step down.
And his fall
from power
will be worse than his ascent.

[pnut22]

That was fantastic. CNN is probably double fact checking it.

[PGalt]

BipolarBobylonBee. : )

[freedumb2003]

>>”Well, thanks to Biden losing the stair contest, we are now part of Russia. We also just want to say that Vladimir Putin is one fine fellow and a fantastic man, and he deserved to win and we welcome him as our new leader for life.”<<

God, I LOVE BB!

[Equine1952]

Please stop bashing Biden. He reigns supreme as the dumbest Fokker ever to be US president and Gerald Ford was no ballerina.

[ConservativeInPA]

I saw the headline and almost thought it was serious. I guess I should give Putin a little more respect. I doubt if he would stoop so low as to challenge Biden to physical feats. As for Biden, I recall last summer that he challenged an old man to a pushup contest when the man asked him a question on the campaign trail. He thinks like a 14 year old. What an asshole.

Sorry to offend any 14 year olds.

[dfwgator]

Biden wasn’t worthy to shine Ford’s shoes.

[Yossarian]

Gerald Ford was a great athlete!

-Ford played multiple positions for a University of Michigan football team that won back-to-back national championships.

- Ford was their star player his senior year, and his teammates voted him MVP.

[xp38]

Biden was lousy at the feats of strength!

[Equine1952]

Well I bet he can’t dance better than Putin in them either. I guess Biden could challenge Putin to a break dance concert or a twister game.

[llevrok]

Biden reminds me so much of the Seinfeld character, Izzy Mandelbaum ("You think you're better than me???")

[McGruff]

Just reading the title me me snort.

Who are those guys?

[kiryandil]

[kiryandil]

see post #19