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Florida woman robs bank, arrested after police catch her fleeing in motorized wheelchair
KLUV ^
| 2/24/2021
| Staff
Posted on 02/26/2021 1:16:45 PM PST by simpson96
39-year-old Kenyeitta Gordon of Jacksonville, Florida was able to successfully rob the bank she was visiting Monday evening, but the getaway was less successful. Maybe she should have reconsidered her getaway vehicle: her electric wheelchair.
According to Action News Jax, Gordon grew frustrated after she was unable to withdraw some money. She started screaming profanities at the teller and began demanding money. The teller then gave Gordon $100, and she immediately fled from the bank.
Unfortunately because she was in a wheelchair, she didn't make it very far, and the police caught up to her quickly, upon which she was promptly arrested.
Along with the stolen cash, Gordon had a crack pipe on her at the time of her arrest. She is now facing charges of robbery and possession of drug paraphernalia.
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posted on
02/26/2021 1:16:45 PM PST
by
simpson96
To: simpson96
Obviously needs some help.
To: simpson96; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON
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posted on
02/26/2021 1:19:31 PM PST
by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: Sacajaweau
That's always how I behave when something doesn't go my way.
Scream in someone's face and demand something for free. /sarc
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posted on
02/26/2021 1:20:51 PM PST
by
simpson96
To: simpson96
Are you sure this is the news, and not Monty Python or Benny Hill?
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posted on
02/26/2021 1:21:33 PM PST
by
jimtorr
To: jimtorr
Much of Monty Python has blended with reality.
The “I want to be a woman” skit is now so far right . . .
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posted on
02/26/2021 1:23:26 PM PST
by
Hieronymus
(“I shall drink to the Pope, if you please, still, to conscience first, and to the Pope afterwards.”)
To: Sacajaweau
“I got robbed by a sweet old lady in a scooter...”
-Dumb and Dumber
To: simpson96
39-year-old Kenyeitta Gordon of Jacksonville, Florida was able to successfully rob the bank she was visiting Monday evening, but the getaway was less successful. Maybe she should have reconsidered her getaway vehicle: her electric wheelchair.
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WalMart called. They want the scooter back that Kenyeitta stole from them.
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posted on
02/26/2021 1:31:44 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(Trump is a deposed Pres. in exile. America is truly a banana republic. Our govt. has been overthrown)
To: simpson96
Aug 2018: Police bodycam and eyewitness footage shows the slowest car chase imaginable, as police pursue a shopper riding a ‘stolen’ motorized cart. The shopper allegedly took the cart from a Walmart store in Summerville, SC., last Wednesday.
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posted on
02/26/2021 1:32:43 PM PST
by
ETL
(REAL Russia collusion! DEMOCRAT-Russia collusion!! China-Russia collusion! Click ETL...)
To: simpson96
Kenyeitta… screaming profanities... Crack pipe.... etc.
Another “Need I look” story.
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posted on
02/26/2021 1:32:48 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(Trump is a deposed Pres. in exile. America is truly a banana republic. Our govt. has been overthrown)
To: simpson96
Kenyeitta....crack pipe...
The jokes write themselves.
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posted on
02/26/2021 1:34:50 PM PST
by
glasseye
(Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. H. L. Mencken)
To: simpson96
That's always how I behave when something doesn't go my way.Scream in someone's face and demand something for free. /sarc
If your name is Kenyeitta (or the equivelent) then this is the normal expected rule.
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posted on
02/26/2021 1:35:35 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(Trump is a deposed Pres. in exile. America is truly a banana republic. Our govt. has been overthrown)
To: simpson96
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posted on
02/26/2021 1:36:30 PM PST
by
ETL
(REAL Russia collusion! DEMOCRAT-Russia collusion!! China-Russia collusion! Click ETL...)
To: simpson96
Here she is. As expected.
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posted on
02/26/2021 1:37:46 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(Trump is a deposed Pres. in exile. America is truly a banana republic. Our govt. has been overthrown)
To: Responsibility2nd
I see someone beat her around the head and face with the ugly stick.
It usually doesn’t leave marks...
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posted on
02/26/2021 1:44:10 PM PST
by
rlmorel
("I’d rather enjoy a risky freedom than a safe servitude." Robby Dinero, USMC Veteran, Gym Owner)
To: simpson96; Larry Lucido; ETL
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posted on
02/26/2021 1:45:34 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: rlmorel
Has someone been using her face as an ashtray?
It looks like cigarettes have been stubbed out there.
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posted on
02/26/2021 1:48:29 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(Trump is a deposed Pres. in exile. America is truly a banana republic. Our govt. has been overthrown)
To: simpson96
Another glass ceiling broken!
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posted on
02/26/2021 1:49:17 PM PST
by
TChad
(The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Lol!
Does look like that.
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posted on
02/26/2021 1:52:16 PM PST
by
ETL
(REAL Russia collusion! DEMOCRAT-Russia collusion!! China-Russia collusion! Click ETL...)
To: simpson96
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