Posted on 02/26/2021 10:24:55 AM PST by mylife
OK, but what is gin-free gin? Water with a few spices thrown in?
I invite you all over for some Laboratory Grown Hamburgers, Tofu, grasshoppers, gin-free gin, and decaf “coffee.” And some edamame with sea weed and quinoa on the side.
they’re just trying to gin up business...
Since the nixed hydroxycloroquine, this is how we’ve rode out the Covid.
Tanqueray’s new theme song
Frankie sings:
“I get no kick from Champagne
Mere alcohol
It doesn’t move me at all
So tell me why should it be true
That I get a kick out of you?”
I donated a kidney a year and a half ago and have had to cut WAY back on alcohol. I’d give it a shot, especially with a Fever Tree tonic.
a product absolutely no one was looking for...
Flavored water? That’s in the water isle.
According to a very reliable source, there is not a pair of panties on the planet that a quart of Tanqueray won’t take off.
He was funny, and odd.
The bad stuff got him.
My favorite is when the gin is Tanqueray’s new Rangpur version, Much smoother and stronger botanical flavor. Makes the best Gin and Tonic and the best Martinis too.
I think they had to add the alcohol to the gin, otherwise no one would drink it. Even back in my drinking days, I thought gin tasted like turpentine smells. I would drink brandy for the flavor whether it had alcohol or not.
Agreed 100%. I have recently found a really good brandy that happens to be very fairly priced-North Wisconsin Brandy. It’s around $25/bottle but it tastes like it ought to be twice that. I usually buy every bottle that the liquor store has so nobody else learns about it. hehe
“Tanqueray’s new Rangpur version,...”
Dang you’re making me thirsty. I had to quit the hard stuff because of gout and kidney stones.
I must resist the temptation.
Gin is just vodka with added flavors.
So...flavored water?
Crippling stage fright from what I’ve read. That’s why he always did his stand-up with his eyes closed.
I honestly thought he was blind the first time I saw him.
I just thought he was stoned.
I saw him, Lewis Black, and Dave Attell in Jacksonville FL.
They were all pretty funny.
Dave Attell was extremely dark.
I know he's not for everyone, but I really like Ron White. He's Rush's (RIP) Evil Twin, LOL!
I like Ron White. I didn’t think I would, but my neighbor had two of his standups and I gave them a try. He’s good.
He has good timing, pauses, and expressions.
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