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Artisanal Firewood
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Posted on 02/25/2021 2:03:51 PM PST by Politically Correct

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: artisanal; clickbait; firewood; humor
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To: Politically Correct

All our wood at the farm is “artisanal” hard work family ‘artisans’ cut and split the wood and stack it cords at a time.

funny.


21 posted on 02/25/2021 2:36:26 PM PST by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: RandallFlagg

I don’t buy organic. Mostly because I don’t trust for one second the labels. “Organic” has no definition and I have no way of ascertaining the organic ness of the seed, water, dirt, atmosphere, fertilizer, or pesticide nor what happened in storage or transport. It’s a total joke.

Whether it could be proven I am not at all certain that it’s a positive difference anyway.


22 posted on 02/25/2021 2:36:48 PM PST by Persevero (I am afraid propriety has been set at naught. - Jane Austen )
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To: nascarnation

“Here in Indiana, the Asian ash borer invasion has killed all our ash trees.”

Those little devils are here in western NC too. I’m having the Ash logged right now while they’re still worth something.


23 posted on 02/25/2021 2:37:01 PM PST by ryderann
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To: RandallFlagg

I eat all sorts of “inorganic” food all time time...


24 posted on 02/25/2021 2:38:27 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: Politically Correct

that is a great example of a burning passion...


25 posted on 02/25/2021 2:40:14 PM PST by heavy metal (covid covid covid is the new russia russia russia...)
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To: OftheOhio

Don’t you mean “Purdey”?


26 posted on 02/25/2021 2:43:02 PM PST by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: Politically Correct

Bob & Ray’s “Wing Po” will study your wood and and throw in his flute music for nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbiDQ8nQ4pY


27 posted on 02/25/2021 2:44:39 PM PST by BillyBonebrake
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To: Politically Correct
With the price of artisanal firewood being what it is, a tiny fireplace will stretch your enjoyment of your investment.


28 posted on 02/25/2021 2:46:45 PM PST by polymuser (A socialist is a communist without the power to take everything from their citizens...yet.)
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To: Paladin2

I do too, but high end shotguns, c’mon man... I saw a gigantic black snake in one as a boy. His sheds were hanging everywhere. I was once on the farm owned by Neil Armstrong and there was a bunch of 100 year old Sycamores near the creek. They are very beautiful.


29 posted on 02/25/2021 2:47:16 PM PST by OftheOhio (never could dance but always could fight - Romeo company)
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To: Politically Correct

The wood does look like some of the artisanal pizza crusts I’ve seen.


30 posted on 02/25/2021 2:56:49 PM PST by PLMerite
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To: Politically Correct

Actually I save back about 6 decent looking logs from our wood pile, after winter is over, I clean out the fireplace, then place the pretty logs in the fireplace. Along with some Ponderosa pine cones. They are huge. We have a lot more hot weather than cold! The logs with white bark are really pretty in the fireplace. But this year our son cute a lot of branches off his trees and he cut them down into small logs for us. I will decorate the fireplace with those when winter is over. Come next winter, they will be in cleaned out fireplace ready for first cold front, and hotdogs!!!!!!!!!!


31 posted on 02/25/2021 2:57:49 PM PST by buffyt (--Tyrelle.Y.F & Bonquisha.U.F .)
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To: DuncanWaring

I never was honored to hold one of their shotguns. You wouldn’t believe all the beautiful exotic woods I have squirreled away though. That was why I was able to recognize that gunstock for what it was.


32 posted on 02/25/2021 3:00:46 PM PST by OftheOhio (never could dance but always could fight - Romeo company)
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To: Paladin2

We had a huge sycamore tree in our front yard in San Marino California! I still remember the mess. Moved to Texas and had one in backyard. Happy when it died!!! So messy.


33 posted on 02/25/2021 3:00:58 PM PST by buffyt (--Tyrelle.Y.F & Bonquisha.U.F .)
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To: Politically Correct

Clever


34 posted on 02/25/2021 3:05:15 PM PST by Bigg Red (Trump will be sworn in under a shower of confetti made from the tattered remains of the Rat Party.)
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To: Politically Correct

I have been burning termite infested firewood for a couple of weeks.
I should have canned it for the future!

My FIL stacked it and never used it. Disgusting waste.


35 posted on 02/25/2021 3:05:31 PM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
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To: RandallFlagg
I tell my wife that the organic farmers market food is just the stuff Safeway rejects at three times the price.
36 posted on 02/25/2021 3:11:36 PM PST by caltaxed (ake)
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To: Rebelbase
Given all the wood I’ve had to split this past month that was very funny.

No kidding. Did about a 1/4 cord today. Tired of it.

37 posted on 02/25/2021 3:18:59 PM PST by TangoLimaSierra
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To: Politically Correct
Bet anything, Pelosi tried to order some.

At our expense, of course.

38 posted on 02/25/2021 3:20:30 PM PST by TangoLimaSierra
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To: Persevero
Everything is artisanal and Overpriced these days!!!

Don't leave out that the wood has to be "curated" too.

39 posted on 02/25/2021 3:26:32 PM PST by llevrok (I'm old enough to remember when the quarantine was to be 3 weeks)
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To: Politically Correct

White privilege.


40 posted on 02/25/2021 3:32:52 PM PST by trublu
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