This mentally troubled individual is a male.
Posted on 02/17/2021 7:09:20 AM PST by Red Badger
A TikToker has landed in the hospital after she jumped on the Gorilla Glue bandwagon — saying she “accidentally” applied the heavy-duty adhesive to her hair.
“I don’t know what to do. This was an accident. I didn’t mean to put Gorilla Glue in my hair,” Avani Reyes whines in one of several clips posted to the site.
“I need to go to the hospital so they can remove this Gorilla Glue. I have no idea what to do. I tried washing it, it doesn’t come off,” she says, adding that her “scalp is burning.”
But Reyes’ sticky predicament, which follows that of “Gorilla Glue girl” Tessica Brown, has many people saying her story seems a little suspect — and that the TikToker is trying to score her own 15 minutes of fame.
“I followed you just you seemed like a great person. But you willingly did that after it happened to that lady. & you have the audacity to ask people,” one user said.
“Are you just mocking the other person that did this or did this really happen? Either way it’s wrong. you went to the hospital and wasted there (sic) time,” another said.
And a third said simply: “I hope it never comes out.”
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“She”? That’s a f’ing dude in drag.
This mentally troubled individual is a male.
Wait til you see what one of these attention-seekers “accidentally” uses as a douche.
The longer I live the more I realize that the world is filled with complete and total idiots..........................
How stupid do you have to be to do that? And that’s coming from someone who had to drive to a store to pick up a bottle of acetone with two fingers glued to his thumb.
“ The longer I live the more I realize that the world is filled with complete and total idiots...”
They have been there the whole time, we just didn’t hear from them so much. The internet has allowed them to inspire other idiots to achieve heights of idiocy seldom seen. Is Gorilla Glue actually Tide Pods 2.0?
People do weird things to get attention. Have you ever seen the show where some guys snorted fire ants up their noses with a straw? I think both of them died. In another segment a man ran out of beer and started drinking gasoline—bad decision. A squirrel scampering across the path of a fast-approaching truck has more sense!
Is it the long period of being cooped - up that has led to individuals getting more, what, innovative with a double - order of psychological parkour that has invaded social media with at some times life-threatening activities?
Psychologically speaking, it can be a cry for help. With what the U.S. has been through with lockdowns, loss of employment, healthy in-person social activities such as having a coffee, lunch, book or poetry clubs, sewing clubs, sports, and family gatherings, all under the heavy cloud of masks and fear that if even anyone sneezes in your general direction they have a panic attack.
Look, I know about panic disorders. I have PTSD, panic/anxiety, with a brush of OCD, and physiologically have COPD and battle chronic pain in my back and sacroiliac joints. I nearly blew out some discs L1-6 (have 6 Ls). My thoracic and mid-vertebra ache.
BUT God. He knows this. I know that I can trust in Jesus to give me strength in all things. Sometimes I do stupid; Bipolar I is like that. But no matter how bad things get, I know Christ’s Return is so very close, and after those who sleep in Jesus rise, I will be caught up with all other believers in Him who live and remain. What an awesome, wonderful, beautiful and glorious Event to know is coming!
Hallelujah!!!!! AMEN!
I call it the Natural Theory of Evolution:
Nature Awards Stupidity With Death...................
Gorilla Glue is good stuff.......................SO is their tape.......................
Nature Awards Stupidity With Death
Right the words said hey watch this
Here, drink this...
Looking for a payoff......and will probably get it.
Obviously, being in drag wasn’t getting it enough aTtEnTiOn so he upped it to glue and then tweeted about his stupidity.
Forget the Hospital stupid, Hospitals are for SICK People NOT STUPID DUMBA$$€$.
I suggest that you go to Home Depot™️ and purchase a Belt Sander, some 36 Grit Sandpaper Belts and a Gallon of Acetone and a Heat Gun. I would guess that 6 Belts would be enough to sand down to the outer layer of your EMPTY skull. Open the Belt Sander box and read only the section on how to change the Belt in the Instructions then toss the rest of them aside. Now sand away the Gorilla Glue™️ and hair until all is gone. You may need to change the Belt if it gets clogged with hair and Gorilla Glue™️ When done Sanding open the Heat Gun, plug it in and discard the box and Instructions. Then have a friend help you by pouring the Acetone over your Skull while you turn on the Heat Gun to dry your skull. This will also cauterize the bleeding that is happening. Don’t pay any attention to the FLAMMABLE WARNING ⚠️ on the back of the Acetone Can. It’s just a warning like the one on the Gorilla Glue™️ bottle.
Enjoy your Gorilla Glue™️ Free head.
P.S.- Stop buying the Gorilla Glue because I and others need it for glueing wood and stuff.
LOL!.........................
Hilarious!
Hint to TicTocers:
Gorilla Glue comes in a convenient tube for caulking guns.
Oops. I accidentally put Gorilla Glue in my hair too. Here’s my GoFundMe...
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