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Ranking The Presidents We’d Want To Party With Based Entirely On Their Drinking Habits
brobible ^ | 2/15/2021

Posted on 02/16/2021 12:41:00 PM PST by mylife

Now, before we dive into things, there are more than a few presidents who won’t be making an appearance because they either never had a drink or resisted the urge to imbibe until they left office. The Sober Collective includes Abraham Lincoln (big water guy,) noted Diet Coke enthusiasts Donald Trump and George W. Bush, Benjamin Harrison (a teetotaler with a thing for tea,) as well noted ice cream aficionado Joe Biden

We’re also excluding Jimmy Carter, who occasionally had a sip of white wine when partaking in a toast but who had all liquor removed from the White House once he moved in. When you consider he’s 96 years old and still helping build houses for Habitat for Humanity, it seemed to work out pretty well for him (and his brother Billy did enough drinking for the both of them.) Finally, there’s Rutherford B. Hayes, which surprised me, because I sort of assumed a dude with that name would be a fan of throwing back a few.

That leaves us with 38 presidents, so without further ado, let’s do some ranking.

38. Richard Nixon

Nixon was a red wine guy, and as someone with the same taste in vino, I figured we’d get along swimmingly—at least at first glance.

It turns out Nixon was shady AF, and no, I’m not talking about anything related to Watergate. What I am talking about was his tendency to uncork an expensive bottle of wine for himself while entertaining and directing the White House staff to only serve his guests the cheap stuff.

That, my friends, is some bullshit, and as a result, Nixon finds himself in the basement here.

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1 posted on 02/16/2021 12:41:00 PM PST by mylife
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To: mylife

Churchill.


2 posted on 02/16/2021 12:41:40 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (American gun owners number more than the top 10 armies combined. What's Biden's enforcement plan?)
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To: mylife

Grant!....................


3 posted on 02/16/2021 12:41:56 PM PST by Red Badger (SLEAZIN' is the REASON for the TREASON .................................)
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To: mylife

party with Presidents? Didn’t Obama do lines of coke and smoke weed in the WH?


4 posted on 02/16/2021 12:43:28 PM PST by 1Old Pro
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To: mylife

Does Joe eat the ice cream himself or does he use it to lure young girls?


5 posted on 02/16/2021 12:43:45 PM PST by Leep (Save America. Lock down Joe Biden!)
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To: Uncle Miltie

33. Andrew Jackson

Again, we’re keeping politics out of this, but policies aside, Jackson still had a reputation as a raging asshole with a preference for whiskey. Based on my experience, whiskey is the alcoholic equivalent of a lit match dropped onto a gasoline-soaked pile of old newspapers; you’re just asking for trouble.

Even if you like whiskey, there’s a zero percent chance you’re having some with Jackson without getting into a fight with someone, and unless you like getting whacked with a cane, it seems like it’d be best to avoid finding yourself in that situation in the first place.


6 posted on 02/16/2021 12:44:43 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

“Roosevelt had a special way of doing things when it came to making a Mint Julep, and his signature recipe involved:

10 to 12 fresh mint leaves muddled with a splash of water and a sugar cube,
2 to 3 oz. of rye whiskey,
.25 oz.
A sprig or two of fresh mint for garnish”

We’re missing what that .25 oz is. For science’s sake.


7 posted on 02/16/2021 12:47:32 PM PST by BBQToadRibs2
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To: mylife

“What I am talking about was his tendency to uncork an expensive bottle of wine for himself while entertaining and directing the White House staff to only serve his guests the cheap stuff.”
I don’t have a problem with this. I don’t mind the President having a nice, expensive bottle for himself, but not everyone else on our dime.


8 posted on 02/16/2021 12:49:50 PM PST by philetus (Keep doing what you always do and you'll eventually get what you deserve)
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To: stylecouncilor

ping


9 posted on 02/16/2021 12:51:00 PM PST by windcliff
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To: 1Old Pro
S=
10 posted on 02/16/2021 12:51:30 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: BBQToadRibs2

Brandy. The 1/4 oz in Teddy’s recipe was brandy.


11 posted on 02/16/2021 12:52:03 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: Uncle Miltie

Churchill was self-medicating. There’s no way a normal human being can drink as much as he did and still function.


12 posted on 02/16/2021 12:53:02 PM PST by RoosterRedux
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Amazing how many of the guys drank vino and champagne.


13 posted on 02/16/2021 12:57:09 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Boogieman

You are both a Gentleman and a Scholar. Thank you.


14 posted on 02/16/2021 12:57:11 PM PST by BBQToadRibs2
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To: mylife

The writer is obviously a liberal. Having Obama on any list other than the docket in a court of law is a no brainer.


15 posted on 02/16/2021 12:57:17 PM PST by albie
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To: albie

Dude, you need a drink...


16 posted on 02/16/2021 12:59:51 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife
From another source about George Washington:

In 1758, George Washington changed his position on treating and instructed his campaign manager, Colonel James Wood, to treat the voters. According to Douglas Freeman, 160 gallons of alcohol were provided to 391 voters. This included 28 gallons of rum, 50 gallons of rum punch, 34 gallons of wine, 46 gallons of beer and 2 gallons of cider royal. Writing to the Colonel on July 28, 1758 Washington was concerned that they did not spend enough saying “my only fear is that you spent with too sparing a hand.”

Putting the party in politics!

17 posted on 02/16/2021 1:04:00 PM PST by KarlInOhio (The greatest threat to world freedom is the Chinese Communist Party and Joe Biden is their puppet.)
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To: mylife

You might be right. And a vacation in a make believe town like Mayberry.


18 posted on 02/16/2021 1:07:55 PM PST by albie
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To: mylife

My favorite drinking companion was a teetotaling attorney who loved to socialize in bars. He was also the designated driver as we went from bar to bar.


19 posted on 02/16/2021 1:10:12 PM PST by forgotten man
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To: Red Badger

Heavens to Murgatroid! Grant was a champagne guy!!


20 posted on 02/16/2021 1:10:21 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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