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NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces ALONG With Facemasks
enVolve ^
Posted on 02/12/2021 12:09:39 PM PST by A.M. Smith
The covid recommendations from the brilliant sciency-people at the CDC have turned to a comedic level. From one mask to two.. to three, they are now recommending, and I swear I’m not making this up, that we wear panty hose on our faces.
We’ve reached epic level stupid.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has finally recognized that the masks they’ve had everyone wearing for the better part of a year are largely ineffective because aerosols easily go around the top and sides.
(Excerpt) Read more at en-volve.com ...
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To: A.M. Smith
Why not just use duct tape with “I can’t breathe” written on it.
To: A.M. Smith
Like using a chain link fence to stop mossies.
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posted on
02/12/2021 12:46:26 PM PST
by
SkyDancer
(Remember Ashli Babbitt!)
To: A.M. Smith
Life is now a scene out of Raising Arizona.
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posted on
02/12/2021 12:47:13 PM PST
by
TexasM1A
To: cyclotic
Same here. Not wearing across the parking lot, not wearing in my car, not wearing to pump gas.
Shhh...people in small towns are saying, “H3ll with them.”
To: bigdaddy45
you neglected to mention the “look i’ll pay you for it” part...
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posted on
02/12/2021 12:48:28 PM PST
by
heavy metal
(your reward will be in heaven not on your paycheck...)
To: Gen.Blather
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posted on
02/12/2021 12:49:27 PM PST
by
SkyDancer
(Remember Ashli Babbitt!)
To: wgmalabama
Did you aee photos of the Superbowl halftime? They are way ahead of you. LOL
To: matt04
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posted on
02/12/2021 12:53:48 PM PST
by
SkyDancer
(Remember Ashli Babbitt!)
To: A.M. Smith
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has finally recognized that the masks they’ve had everyone wearing for the better part of a year are largely ineffective because aerosols easily go around the top and sides. Panty hose? No. Seal the edges with temporary caulk! It easily strips away when you need to change your mask.
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posted on
02/12/2021 12:53:52 PM PST
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(Life is short, and work long, opportunity fleeting, experiments dangerous, and judgment hard)
To: al baby
I prefer obtaining them the old fashioned way.
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posted on
02/12/2021 12:54:51 PM PST
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(Life is short, and work long, opportunity fleeting, experiments dangerous, and judgment hard)
To: BookmanTheJanitor
Dammit! You beat me to it.
“Son, you’ve got a pair of pantyhose on your head”
“just drive fast”.
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posted on
02/12/2021 12:55:45 PM PST
by
FLT-bird
To: blueunicorn6
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posted on
02/12/2021 12:57:57 PM PST
by
LibertyWoman
(Despite what your momma told you, violence does solve problems. American Sniper Chris Kyle)
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posted on
02/12/2021 12:58:12 PM PST
by
PMAS
(Vote with your wallets, there are 80 million of us - No Amazon, No Chy-Na made )
To: BookmanTheJanitor
omg...lol! This is the kind of thread that brings out the best in this forum.
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posted on
02/12/2021 12:59:15 PM PST
by
LibertyWoman
(Despite what your momma told you, violence does solve problems. American Sniper Chris Kyle)
To: A.M. Smith
And most of the people living in NYC will gladly put the pantyhose over their heads, and shame and harass others who won’t do this.
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posted on
02/12/2021 1:00:36 PM PST
by
PallMal
To: A.M. Smith
...I swear I’m not making this up...
Yes, you are.
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posted on
02/12/2021 1:02:55 PM PST
by
Arones
(People say "this is not who we are." Have you not turned on the tv since Memorial Day? -Mark Steyn)
To: A.M. Smith
There’s going to be a run on pantyhose.
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posted on
02/12/2021 1:04:52 PM PST
by
I want the USA back
(The nation is in the grips of hysterical insanity, as usual.)
To: A.M. Smith
It may be a test to see just how many gullible, submissive people the deep state has to work with. Or, it may be prank the deep state people have rigged to liven up their next party.
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posted on
02/12/2021 1:04:52 PM PST
by
odawg
To: Gen.Blather
I’ve been chased out of stores screamed at by multiple people outside and even punched in the face all for not wearing a mask and I’m in Dallas. This shit is out of control. I finally found a church that doesn’t mask or social distance and am excited to be able to go this weekend. I was really getting depressed with the isolation and the idea that I’ll never be able to meet anyone new or go to a church and have fellowship with people outside of of some cultlike mask delusion which I can’t abide.
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posted on
02/12/2021 1:05:40 PM PST
by
Sheapdog
(Chew the meat, spit out the bones - Gulagbound - never submit - but to the King of Kings)
To: A.M. Smith
Maybe we could Rob a bank. (sarc)
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