NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces ALONG With Facemasks

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[Secret Agent Man]

they knew all along

fauxci march 2020 - masks dotnt work, they make people feel good

[Responsibility2nd]

“Son, you got a panty on your head.”

[Steve_Seattle]

"Didn’t robbers in movies wear pantyhose?"

Back when this all started, I had an idea for a cartoon. In a bank, all the customers and employees would be wearing masks except two men near the front door. The bank manager would be on the phone saying: "Hello, police? This is Central Bank; two men just came into the lobby and they aren't wearing masks!"

[deport]

that we wear panty hose on our faces.

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Well I’ve tried to get into panty hose a few times
but was never interested in wearing them tho.

[Walrus]

Taupe, I believe.

[cyclotic]

I refuse to put on a mask until I’m actually inside the store.

Here’s the weird one. I just got home from urgent care. I tend to get bronchitis once a year or so. My regular doctor couldn’t see me so they sent me to the walk in clinic. I expected a covid test and did not get one.

Just run of the mill bronchitis.

[Rurudyne]

I’m reminded of an oooold Omni Magazine column piece where a Russian scientist suggested wearing tampons up your nose to fight off the flu....

[antidemoncrat]

“that we wear panty hose on our faces.”

Warning Warning Warning: If us use pre-worn panty hose, make sure not to us any material that is above the knees.

[lightman]

[bigdaddy45]

I’m a fishnet guy myself.

[Walrus]

Kinda like the old Enron employees, huh?

Laughing their asses off at the suckers.

[heavy metal]

i live in the free state of florida... there isn’t anyone in my area that’s believing this bs... even the schools are open here...

[budj]

Here's yer mask, chump!

[glennaro]

Pantyhose over multiple masks. Why not? I’m beginning to think this is some sort of social experiment to see just how deep the cowardice, fear and hopelessnes of American women and former American “men” runs ... as the quality of American life continues its accelerated fall ... and all of this over a virus with a 99.95 percent recovery rate!

[bigdaddy45]

I like the way the line runs up the back of the stockings.
I’ve always liked those kind of high heels too. You know, I...
No no no no, don’t take ‘em off, don’t take... Leave ‘em on, leave ‘em on.
Yeah, that’s it, a little more to the right, a little more....

I’m sorry, what were we talking about?

[wetgundog]

Used or New, asking for a friend....

[EasySt]

The Science is Conclusive: Masks and Respirators do NOT Prevent
Transmission of Viruses

https://www.sott.net/article/434796-The-Science-is-Conclusive-Masks-and-Respirators-do-NOT-Prevent-Transmission-of-Viruses

~Easy

[wgmalabama]

My bet has been underwear on the outside of clothes to stop the spread via gas. I’m not kidding. I am expecting it still. If I was in the CDC, I would do it. Can you imagine being able to put on your resume - i convinced a billion people to wear underwear on the outside.

[who knows what evil?]

I’m beginning to think this is some sort of social experiment to see just how deep the cowardice, fear and hopelessness of American women and former American “men” runs ... as the quality of American life continues its accelerated fall ... and all of this over a virus with a 99.95 percent recovery rate!

You might be on to something.

[matthew fuller]

This absolutely has to be coming from Gropey Joe himself!