NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces ALONG With Facemasks

enVolve ^

[mythenjoseph]

DEVO.....now were ALL DEVO.hahahahahha

[DoughtyOne]

If humiliation is the goal, they have already achieved their
goal in our eyes.

[Renkluaf]

Ah, do they recommend a particular color?

[E. Pluribus Unum]

This came straight from Do Jumping himself.

[who knows what evil?]

I read somewhere that drinking toilet water cures the FauXi virus...bottoms up!

[E. Pluribus Unum]

This came straight from Xi Jumping himself.

I hate spellcheck.

[blueunicorn6]

“Let’s see what else we can get the dummies to wear.”

[headstamp 2]

They also recommend that we smear ourselves with mud.

[Slyfox]

Real crooks put pantyhose on their faces to keep people from identifying them during a robbery.

When they force people to wear pantyhose and wear a face mask isn't that going to defeat their facial recognition software?

Asking for a friend.

[Skywise]

Nothing beats a great pair of Leggs

[Buttons12]

Panty hose?

[Trumpisourlastchance]

Soon, it will be diapers we’re supposed to put over our faces.

And people will submit.

[blueunicorn6]

“And wear socks on your ears!”

[BookmanTheJanitor]

[John S Mosby]

Make being a THIEF much easier— the deformation of any and all facial features-— complete!

[Blurb2350]

They realized that anal swabs were an indignity too far, so they’re recommending pantyhose as a fallback insult. Expect anal swabs to rear their ugly heads again once we’ve all got Leggs on our heads.

[bk1000]

You want to do that, fine. Try to make me do it and we have a problem.

[lee martell]

Robert Goulet sings:
“What Kind of FOOL am I?”

[NonValueAdded]

OK, I already feel mildly criminal when I’m masking up in the parking lot before entering the store. But pulling pantyhose over my head first? That’s just creepy.