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Posted on 02/09/2021 1:21:07 PM PST by sodpoodle
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beats impeachment!
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posted on
02/09/2021 1:21:07 PM PST
by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
02/09/2021 1:22:55 PM PST
by
Rummyfan
(In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.d)
To: sodpoodle
Those were funny. Ha ha.
Now get back in that kitchen and fix me a sandwich.
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posted on
02/09/2021 1:24:23 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(Trump is a deposed Pres. in exile. America is truly a banana republic. Our govt. has been overthrown)
To: Responsibility2nd; Lazamataz
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posted on
02/09/2021 1:33:45 PM PST
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
To: Responsibility2nd
Now get back in that kitchen and fix me a sandwich. You misspelled samich.
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posted on
02/09/2021 1:34:48 PM PST
by
itsahoot
(Skill to intrepret auto correct is necessary to read my posts, understanding them is another matter.)
To: Responsibility2nd
“Now get back in that kitchen and fix me a sandwich.”
You just owned her.
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posted on
02/09/2021 1:35:05 PM PST
by
setter
To: Diana in Wisconsin
To: sodpoodle
C’mon now! I resemble those remarks. : )
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posted on
02/09/2021 1:37:44 PM PST
by
PGalt
(confirmed: past peak civilization)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
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posted on
02/09/2021 1:38:29 PM PST
by
PGalt
(confirmed: past peak civilization)
To: itsahoot
It’s sammich.... get it right.
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posted on
02/09/2021 1:39:54 PM PST
by
LastDayz
(A blunt and brazen Texan. I will not be assimilated.)
To: sodpoodle
Like the meme says, there are at least 3.8 billion women in the world...you’d think it’d be clean by now.
To: sodpoodle
Ha-Ha! Yes I laughed! But some of us dudes do all the cooking, cleaning, make the money, and look 10 years younger than our age, and it still isn't enough. Posting this for the dudes...
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posted on
02/09/2021 1:40:55 PM PST
by
Roman_War_Criminal
(Jesus + Something = Nothing ; Jesus + Nothing = Everything )
To: itsahoot
I thought it was sammich. ??
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posted on
02/09/2021 1:40:59 PM PST
by
NEMDF
To: sodpoodle
Hey now, I resemble that remark :-)
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posted on
02/09/2021 1:45:01 PM PST
by
patriot torch
(Ashlie Babbitt-say her name)
To: Responsibility2nd
“Now get back in that kitchen and fix me a sandwich.”
Don’t forget the beer.
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posted on
02/09/2021 1:46:16 PM PST
by
dljordan
(Slouching towards Woketopia)
To: sodpoodle
Thanks. Humor is always appreciated
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posted on
02/09/2021 1:47:26 PM PST
by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
To: itsahoot
In the Bronx in the mid twentieth century(and earlier) it was Sangwich.
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posted on
02/09/2021 1:48:32 PM PST
by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
To: Roman_War_Criminal
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posted on
02/09/2021 2:02:19 PM PST
by
2aProtectsTheRest
(The media is banging the fear drum enough. Don't help them do it.)
To: sodpoodle
The husband store:
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"
- So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband.
- On the first floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs".
- The second floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs and Love Kids".
- The third floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking."
- "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
- At the fourth floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework."
- "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
- Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:"These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak."
- She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
- "You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
- Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."
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posted on
02/09/2021 2:05:26 PM PST
by
Texas Fossil
((Texas is not where you were born, but a Free State of Heart, Mind & Attitude!))
To: Roman_War_Criminal
What you tryna say, Roman? That a redheaded gal named Tiffany who is a beautician by day and stripper by night could possibly be a bad thing?
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