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A US Marshall, an FBI Agent, and a Maltipoo come to my door....
self | 1/6/21 | Moonhawk

Posted on 02/06/2021 7:08:25 PM PST by moonhawk

OK, our 5 1/2 lb Maltipoo, Bug, was already inside, when my neighbor and I noticed a two tone SUV pull up, and give a light tap on the horn. Two guys got out, one in body armor with the letters FBI on the front.

I have made no effort to conceal the fact that I travelled to DC for the rally on January 6 to support the President and protest the stolen election, so I was not totally shocked to see them. Gotta say, though, that it made me a bit nervous at first. Also, anytime I told anyone about the rally, I made it a point to say that I had not been part of the incursion onto Capitol Grounds.

Butch and I stepped outside and they asked me if I was who I was, and I affirmed that, indeed, I am who I am. The FBI agent and his companion identified themselves as an FBI agent and a US Marshall. They told me that the FBI had received an anonymous tip that I had participated in The Great Erection™ on January 6th. (They didn't call it that, Chuck Schumer did.) I stated that I had not, in fact, participated in the Great Erection™, but that I did attend the rally, a fact I'm sure they were perfectly well aware of, and they said "OK, that's all we need to know."

That's when Bug attacked.

Mrs moonhawk opened the door to see why the FBI was paying us a visit--she actually knew, she'd been telling me for the last month the Feds were probably going to come looking for me--and Bug slipped out the door, ran up to the FBI agent, and pranced about on her hind legs, begging him to pick her up. Which he did, quite happily. Turns out they both love dogs. So we released the real Kraken, our sixty lb Australian Shepherd pup, Sunshine, who jumped all over them--he's totally out of control around other people-- and tried to lick them to death.

So we had a very pleasant conversation, actually. They didn't really want to be running around harassing people, and said they've had a bunch of anonymous tips, most of which were false--Including one person who hadn't left New Mexico in the last two years. They were sympathetic to our point of view and said that a great many people in Law Enforcement were as well.

I said I'd like to know who called about me, and they said "So would we". And we left it at that.

Now, to whoever turned me in: I don't know who you are, and iIdon't care. Really, I feel sorry for you for for the sad and empty life you must live.

Do you believe that turning in your neighbors to Big Brother is the right thing to do, or were you just following orders? Do you believe that exercising one's first amendment rights is an act of terrorism? Do you think that Biden won the election fair and square? I urge you to step out of your comfort zone and look for sources of information outside of those approved by the Ministry ot Truth. (Joe Biden: "We choose truth over facts" Brilliant!) Don't be a clueless minion of the overlords.

You may believe you were doing your Patriotic duty, calling the FBI at the behest of Big Brother, saving Amerika from me and the Bad Orange Man. Oh, well. I will pray for you, and continue to pray that you wake up some day. America needs all of us to know what's really going on. How did we get to the place where we're acting like East Germany, turning in our neighbors, for exercising our Constitutional rights. (Or for not wearing masks, for crying out loud!)

I'm sure you believe Biden won the election, fair and square, because that's what you're expected to believe. i'd like to challenge you to step out of your safe space and watch this video by Mike Lindell. I know, he's that pillow guy, what does he know? Well, it turns out he knows quite a lot, which you may be interested in if you are a person with good intentions, and an honest and open mind.

https://michaeljlindell.com

There is a great deal of other information out there, and I urge you to search it out as well. Things are not always as they seem. Don't believe everything, or much of anything, you hear from the mainstream media

And please remember, it is a Federal crime to make a false claim to the FBI, so be careful. If you heard it from me, personally, that I was at the rally, then you also heard me say I had no part in the breach of the Capitol, and you deliberately gave false witness. That is not only a crime, it is a violation of God's Commandments. I mean it when I say I have no hard feelings, and will pray for you, whoever or wherever you are. Peace.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: capitol; fbi; insurrection; jan6
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To: mabarker1

Yes.

He had two Dobes.

I have his email, somewhere.


61 posted on 02/07/2021 1:09:58 AM PST by Salamander (There's Nothing For It But To Sit And Wait For The Hard Men To Get Me Out....)
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To: mabarker1

Just sent him an email.

Hope his address is still good.


62 posted on 02/07/2021 1:13:42 AM PST by Salamander (There's Nothing For It But To Sit And Wait For The Hard Men To Get Me Out....)
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To: mabarker1

http://arboozdobermans.blogspot.com/


63 posted on 02/07/2021 1:17:45 AM PST by Salamander (There's Nothing For It But To Sit And Wait For The Hard Men To Get Me Out....)
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To: Zhang Fei

ROFL
MAO
I have no chickens to count. 0 + 0 = 0


64 posted on 02/07/2021 1:26:23 AM PST by PGalt (confirmed: past peak civilization)
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To: Zhang Fei

I’ll take the General Tszos chicken. Do I get a fortune cookie with that or an unfortunate cookie?


65 posted on 02/07/2021 1:37:03 AM PST by PGalt (confirmed: past peak civilization)
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To: moonhawk

I’m glad they didn’t shoot your dogs!

Years ago as a teen I was taking care of my sister’s dog at her house. Rode my bike and discovered I had forgotten the key. I jimmied a front window open, crawled in, let the dog out in the back yard to do it’s business.

I came back out through the front door with three police cars in the drive and street of her nice neighborhood!

I explained to the cops what was going on and they believed me. One went towards the back gate and asked if the dog was friendly. (A large lab). “Yeah, he’s friendly. Except he doesn’t like people in uniform!”

The other cops laughed. “No - it’s true - well at least for the post man.”

Hmm. You mentioned about how you weren’t at the Capitol and you figured they knew that. And that was BEFORE you read the article on how the FBI used the various cell-phone apps to track people!


66 posted on 02/07/2021 1:56:07 AM PST by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful!)
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fl


67 posted on 02/07/2021 1:57:26 AM PST by mad_as_he$$ (God is in charge but he doesn't expect you to lean on the shovel expecting that a hole will appear.)
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To: mass55th

“he pulled out the receipt from the gas station”

Maybe I should start taking those receipts! OTOH, I’m sure they could spin it against them if they wanted to. (see the video “Never talk to the police”). Or - even worse, they offer to take the receipt as evidence. And then lose it.


68 posted on 02/07/2021 2:04:13 AM PST by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful!)
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To: moonhawk

You may have snitched on yourself:

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3932234/posts


69 posted on 02/07/2021 2:23:00 AM PST by T-Bird45 (It feels like the seventies, and it shouldn't.)
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To: Salamander
So what are the chances that I picked His Video to Post a Link to You and I’ve never heard of Him till tonight ?!?!?!

Maybe I’m Psycho Psychic.

70 posted on 02/07/2021 2:55:42 AM PST by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress !!!!)
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To: Salamander

Beautiful Dobie’s.

I miss Fats Domino, My first Baby Boy. Got Him at 1 week and bottle fed Him. I would take Him to work and wear overalls and I kept Him in the big chest pocket to keep Him warm and He could hear My Heartbeat. I kept His Baby Bottle in the smaller pocket so it was warm for when it was Chowtime.

He would eat so much that He looked like a Macy’s Parade Balloon, His belly was so full only 1 or 2 feet would reach the floor as He rolled back and forth on the Fat Belly hence the name of Fat Dog.


71 posted on 02/07/2021 3:12:30 AM PST by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress !!!!)
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To: Bshaw

The Comey, Strzok, Page, Baker, Clinesmith, et al.

Those people at the top, and their foils, destroyed the reputation of the FBI and much of the public’s trust.

That trust was destroyed decades before the folks you mentioned.

Look up Whitey Bulger, the Edward “Teddy” Deegan murder and subsequent trial of the innocent men convicted of a crime they didn’t commit. Waco, Ruby Ridge, sometime between 1940 and 1960 the FBI became more like the Mob than the early vision. I’m sure the Boss would have quite a bit to say on the subject.


72 posted on 02/07/2021 3:38:07 AM PST by wita (Always and forever, under oath in defense of Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.)
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To: moonhawk

Just make sure to cover your ass.

The people who set them on you, the informant, may increase their effort.Notice that you have been denied the due process of facing your accuser already? Slipped away pretty quick did it not?

And if you read the history of various fascist states , you will see that they almost always double down in branding you a terrorist. The reason for it is not personal. They need bogey men to unify them.

Just saying be careful.They will be back but maybe not so friendly next time. Have a good lawyer ready.


73 posted on 02/07/2021 3:40:42 AM PST by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism:http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html) )
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To: moonhawk

You did good... 99% of law enforcement are regular folk and things went fine with the questions they asked i. e. Straight forward and simple. No confrontation or escalation.

Being an ass turns regular folks nasty and worse case the next folks that show up maybe that early am visit.


74 posted on 02/07/2021 4:54:40 AM PST by maddog55 ((the only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!))
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To: moonhawk

They never should have come to your door.

Sympathetic, my derriere.

Note to LE: The Nuremberg defense didn’t work for Nazis. It doesn’t work for you, either.


75 posted on 02/07/2021 5:07:21 AM PST by mewzilla (Break out the mustard seeds. )
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To: moonhawk
You handled the encounter well. Assuming, of course, that the agents did not go back to the FBI office and write up a 302 saying that you were hostile, revealed extremist views and associations, and admitted to an assassination attempt on Nancy Pelosi. As it is, the FBI has lost cases because juries are increasingly skeptical of 302 reports because of the FBI's failure to record such interviews.

For example, the wife of the Muslim shooter of the Orlando gay nightclub walked at trial on federal terrorism charges due to the lack of a recorded statement. The defense attorney pounded the FBI for their policy of not recording their field interviews, thus losing corroboration of the self-incriminating statements the wife supposedly made according to the agents in their 302 report and testimony at trial.

76 posted on 02/07/2021 6:15:53 AM PST by Rockingham
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To: PGalt

[I’ll take the General Tszos chicken.]


They ain’t chickens yet. Maybe egg foo young or egg drop soup.


77 posted on 02/07/2021 6:34:11 AM PST by Zhang Fei (My dad had a Delta 88. That was a car. It was like driving your living room.)
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To: Zhang Fei

: ) Those were the days my FRen. My dad had a big Mercury Monterrey.


78 posted on 02/07/2021 6:36:43 AM PST by PGalt (confirmed: past peak civilization)
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To: Zhang Fei

“Maybe egg foo young or egg drop soup.”

I always liked that too. Never saw bat soup on the menu back in the day.


79 posted on 02/07/2021 6:39:29 AM PST by PGalt (confirmed: past peak civilization)
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To: PGalt

[: ) Those were the days my FRen. My dad had a big Mercury Monterrey.]


All too true. The reliability could have used a boost, though. But they were perennial favorites for lovers’ lanes. And when they inevitably broke down at the most inconvenient moment in mid-winter, there was plenty of room to keep warm by cuddling without needing the flexibility of a contortionist.

Anyway, cue the Mary Hopkin classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3KEhWTnWvE

Seriously - you’ll probably be fine. And what has been done (i.e. speaking to the Feds without counsel) cannot be undone. But if you do get into any legal issues - set up something on givesendgo, if funds are a problem. Plenty of Freepers will be glad to contribute to the legal defense of a Patriot who showed up when it counted.


80 posted on 02/07/2021 6:49:10 AM PST by Zhang Fei (My dad had a Delta 88. That was a car. It was like driving your living room.)
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