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A US Marshall, an FBI Agent, and a Maltipoo come to my door....
self | 1/6/21 | Moonhawk

Posted on 02/06/2021 7:08:25 PM PST by moonhawk

OK, our 5 1/2 lb Maltipoo, Bug, was already inside, when my neighbor and I noticed a two tone SUV pull up, and give a light tap on the horn. Two guys got out, one in body armor with the letters FBI on the front.

I have made no effort to conceal the fact that I travelled to DC for the rally on January 6 to support the President and protest the stolen election, so I was not totally shocked to see them. Gotta say, though, that it made me a bit nervous at first. Also, anytime I told anyone about the rally, I made it a point to say that I had not been part of the incursion onto Capitol Grounds.

Butch and I stepped outside and they asked me if I was who I was, and I affirmed that, indeed, I am who I am. The FBI agent and his companion identified themselves as an FBI agent and a US Marshall. They told me that the FBI had received an anonymous tip that I had participated in The Great Erection™ on January 6th. (They didn't call it that, Chuck Schumer did.) I stated that I had not, in fact, participated in the Great Erection™, but that I did attend the rally, a fact I'm sure they were perfectly well aware of, and they said "OK, that's all we need to know."

That's when Bug attacked.

Mrs moonhawk opened the door to see why the FBI was paying us a visit--she actually knew, she'd been telling me for the last month the Feds were probably going to come looking for me--and Bug slipped out the door, ran up to the FBI agent, and pranced about on her hind legs, begging him to pick her up. Which he did, quite happily. Turns out they both love dogs. So we released the real Kraken, our sixty lb Australian Shepherd pup, Sunshine, who jumped all over them--he's totally out of control around other people-- and tried to lick them to death.

So we had a very pleasant conversation, actually. They didn't really want to be running around harassing people, and said they've had a bunch of anonymous tips, most of which were false--Including one person who hadn't left New Mexico in the last two years. They were sympathetic to our point of view and said that a great many people in Law Enforcement were as well.

I said I'd like to know who called about me, and they said "So would we". And we left it at that.

Now, to whoever turned me in: I don't know who you are, and iIdon't care. Really, I feel sorry for you for for the sad and empty life you must live.

Do you believe that turning in your neighbors to Big Brother is the right thing to do, or were you just following orders? Do you believe that exercising one's first amendment rights is an act of terrorism? Do you think that Biden won the election fair and square? I urge you to step out of your comfort zone and look for sources of information outside of those approved by the Ministry ot Truth. (Joe Biden: "We choose truth over facts" Brilliant!) Don't be a clueless minion of the overlords.

You may believe you were doing your Patriotic duty, calling the FBI at the behest of Big Brother, saving Amerika from me and the Bad Orange Man. Oh, well. I will pray for you, and continue to pray that you wake up some day. America needs all of us to know what's really going on. How did we get to the place where we're acting like East Germany, turning in our neighbors, for exercising our Constitutional rights. (Or for not wearing masks, for crying out loud!)

I'm sure you believe Biden won the election, fair and square, because that's what you're expected to believe. i'd like to challenge you to step out of your safe space and watch this video by Mike Lindell. I know, he's that pillow guy, what does he know? Well, it turns out he knows quite a lot, which you may be interested in if you are a person with good intentions, and an honest and open mind.

https://michaeljlindell.com

There is a great deal of other information out there, and I urge you to search it out as well. Things are not always as they seem. Don't believe everything, or much of anything, you hear from the mainstream media

And please remember, it is a Federal crime to make a false claim to the FBI, so be careful. If you heard it from me, personally, that I was at the rally, then you also heard me say I had no part in the breach of the Capitol, and you deliberately gave false witness. That is not only a crime, it is a violation of God's Commandments. I mean it when I say I have no hard feelings, and will pray for you, whoever or wherever you are. Peace.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: capitol; fbi; insurrection; jan6
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Well, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
1 posted on 02/06/2021 7:08:25 PM PST by moonhawk
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To: moonhawk

I would have never talked to the enemy.


2 posted on 02/06/2021 7:11:21 PM PST by fwdude (Pass up too many hills to die on, and you will eventually fall off the edge of the world.)
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To: moonhawk

I would never have said a word.

At most, I’d hand over a card with my lawyer’s name and phone number on it.
Guess people don’t read the news much in recent years.

See also: Carter Page and George Papdopolous.


3 posted on 02/06/2021 7:11:53 PM PST by romanesq (TRUSTY THE PLAN! So ChiCom Joe is the Plan? Que magnificent! /s 👹.)
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To: fwdude

After the Michael Flynn inquisition I will never do anything but take the 5th when being questioned by the FBI.


4 posted on 02/06/2021 7:14:20 PM PST by where's_the_Outrage? (Drain the Swamp. Build the Wall.)
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To: moonhawk

You should have told them that you wanted to press charges against whomever filled the false complaint on you.


5 posted on 02/06/2021 7:16:50 PM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Beware the media industrial complex )
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To: moonhawk

FBI: “Were you in Wash DC during the protest?”

Me: “Ask my lawyer, now bugger off.”


6 posted on 02/06/2021 7:19:49 PM PST by Salvavida
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To: moonhawk

There’s stuff like that.

And there’s stuff like just asking folk who believe in the perfect election what part of it has been verified by observers from both parties, as provided for in the law?

When voters, parties, legislators, or electors go to court and the court says they don’t have standing, how to does that validate anything?

When the lawyers go to court with witnesses attesting to having seen fraud, and ask the court to let them see records or video to see whether it actually happened or not, and the court simply tells them “nope”

When there are government records which say these certain people were dead before voting, and the election officials say ‘nope’ without elaborating or producing any verifiable or falsifiable report - even directly refusing to the candidate - how does that validate anything?


7 posted on 02/06/2021 7:20:17 PM PST by lepton ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
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To: moonhawk

Imagine if, in 2017, the FBI started chasing down everyone who said Russia stole the 2016 election?


8 posted on 02/06/2021 7:22:07 PM PST by rbg81 (Truth is stranger than fiction)
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To: moonhawk

Big thumbs up!!!!


9 posted on 02/06/2021 7:23:40 PM PST by VeniVidiVici ( )
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To: rbg81

Imagine if, in 2017, the FBI started chasing down everyone who said Russia stole the 2016 election?


Good point.


10 posted on 02/06/2021 7:33:49 PM PST by volunbeer (Find the truth and accept it - anything else is delusional)
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To: moonhawk

I would have asked them if they were the ones who submitted the photoshopped image of the “capitol insurrection” that included the naked man in the painting on the wall. I would have told them they work for an agency that submits fraudulent evidence and cannot be trusted.


11 posted on 02/06/2021 7:34:18 PM PST by T.B. Yoits
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To: moonhawk

Glad it turned out well


12 posted on 02/06/2021 7:38:39 PM PST by PGR88
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To: where's_the_Outrage?

“After the Michael Flynn inquisition I will never do anything but take the 5th when being questioned by the FBI.”

Isn’t that sad? The FBI were heroes to my child self. Even into my 20’s watching the X-Files, I thought the FBI was the pinnacle of law enforcement integrity.

The Comey, Strzok, Page, Baker, Clinesmith, et al.

Those people at the top, and their foils, destroyed the reputation of the FBI and much of the public’s trust.

I would not allow myself to be led into a process crime and would exercise my right to remain silent.


13 posted on 02/06/2021 7:38:48 PM PST by Bshaw (A nefarious deceit is upon us all!)
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"I had not, in fact, participated in the Great Erection™"

I know... Sadly, I know. LOL

14 posted on 02/06/2021 7:41:04 PM PST by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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To: moonhawk

Do you use Bank of America, perchance?


15 posted on 02/06/2021 7:41:21 PM PST by Spirit of Liberty (Opinion is the medium between knowledge and ignorance. ~ Plato)
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To: moonhawk

About the most kind thing I would have said to them was “you must have missed the no trespassing sign on the way in, try not to miss it on the way out.”


16 posted on 02/06/2021 7:43:08 PM PST by Clay Moore (Mega prayers, Rush )
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To: moonhawk

Very nicely done, moonhawk. And a tip of the hat (if I had one) to Bug.
No need to make a Federal case where none exists.


17 posted on 02/06/2021 7:47:25 PM PST by Veto! (Political Correctness Offends Me)
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To: moonhawk

Would love to see a picture of Bug.


18 posted on 02/06/2021 7:47:28 PM PST by Marchmain (i vote pro-life)
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To: moonhawk

I’ve been very open that I too took the opportunity to redress my grievance with the government on january 6.

I wouldn’t be surprised to get a knock on the door.


19 posted on 02/06/2021 7:54:08 PM PST by cyclotic (The most dangerous people are the ones that feel the most helpless)
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To: moonhawk

Based on the new yesterday, Bank of America probably turned you in.


20 posted on 02/06/2021 7:54:32 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (Democracy Dies With Democrats)
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